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I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

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Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

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idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gambit tried to see emma’s boobs hahahahahahahahahaha

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my favorite aesthetic is cheap, unsettling motel that you stay in while on a desert road trip

like bright neon signs, humidity-filled hallways, and rooms with televisions that only play static-y game shows

complete with uncomfortable sheets and the feeling that someone is watching you

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Bit of de Cajun noises. Send me a ☁ for a voice recording and tell what you want me to say!

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malcolm in the middle. good show! i sometimes had to take a break from Breaking Bad by watching malcolm in the middle episode - its just so weird seeing Hal again in such a gritty role.

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The amount of Baymax goods increased by 500% after the movie’s release this weekend.

Might have to go back to this store after seeing the movie tomorrow.

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The Long Way - Hitch lifts and meet strange (and sometimes dangerous) characters on this beautiful pixel art hitchhiking journey made for the Global Game Jam 15.

There are many different characters who may stop for you. Some are just nice people, looking to tell you jokes, while others are important characters, trying to lead your to your destination. You must pick the right responses and topics of conversation to keep these characters from throwing you out of your car. 

Show sympathy for characters that have lost their dogs, or play along with jokes. Saying just the right things can lead you to the ‘big bad’ guy and allow you to complete the game.

Will you ever get to your destination, or will you be forever wandering these mysterious streets?

Play The Long Way, Free

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Tunnel Snake Jacket Painting Tutorial

Keep reading

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good morning, eh? you are still sleepy?  No you can’t, we will be late again. hm? 5 more mins? not that again… you said that and fell asleep yesterday and the day before. its no use making those sound, its not gonna work today. here, hurry up and change your clothes. lets go together.

Rei Nagisa Haruka Rin

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wake up already. it’s morning. why do i have to wake you up everytime. huh? what… somehow i will wake you up? it can’t be help right.. it will be boring if you’re asleep ah! never mind! if you don’t hurry up, i will leave you behind.

Makoto Rei Nagisa Haruka

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Legend of the Siren of the French Broad River

The legend dates back to 1845. This beautiful, dark-skinned, dark-haired woman comes to male hikers in their dreams and steps in and out of their consciousness until they are completely captivated and consumed by who this figure could be.

Enchanting her victims for days, the Siren of the French Broad leaves the men staring into pools of water and finding themselves continually getting closer and closer to the river. Once fully captivated, she appears to them in full form, naked, and coming out of the water. As soon as they reach for her, her warm skin becomes scaly cold flesh and in one instant they are yanked into the water by a monster. (Source)

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THIS IS A BOMBASS MASHUP AND I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE HAS FOUND IT YET BUT LIKE

!!!!!!

LISTEN TO THIS SHIT ITS GENIUS

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robots enthusiastically giving consent though

robots who understand and initiate sexual contact with a human

robots who don’t even get anything physically from it either but they just love making their human so happy

humans who really want to make their robot feel good too

humans learning about wireplay and asking if it’s okay for them to try it out

robots who trust their human enough to let them expose and manipulate their inner machinery

robots who severely underestimate the amount of research their human has done on the subject and they end up coming so hard their voice glitches and they have to reboot

humans being extremely concerned that they did something wrong when this happens

robots coming back online and, still a bit hazy from the afterglow, assuring their human that no, they did quite a lot of things just right

HUMANS AND ROBOTS CONSENSUALLY EXPLORING AND ENJOYING EACH OTHERS’ BODIES AND REACTIONS (⊙‿⊙✿)

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robots enthusiastically giving consent though

robots who understand and initiate sexual contact with a human

robots who don’t even get anything physically from it either but they just love making their human so happy

humans who really want to make their robot feel good too

humans learning about wireplay and asking if it’s okay for them to try it out

robots who trust their human enough to let them expose and manipulate their inner machinery

robots who severely underestimate the amount of research their human has done on the subject and they end up coming so hard their voice glitches and they have to reboot

humans being extremely concerned that they did something wrong when this happens

robots coming back online and, still a bit hazy from the afterglow, assuring their human that no, they did quite a lot of things just right

HUMANS AND ROBOTS CONSENSUALLY EXPLORING AND ENJOYING EACH OTHERS’ BODIES AND REACTIONS (⊙‿⊙✿)

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