Valentinei am sexually attracted to Luigi Mario from the mario brothers franchiseBisexual, If you couldnt tell from the, yknow.
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house
it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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One of the things that makes Never Stop Blowing Up so funny is Brennan's total inability to say no to his eight months pregnant wife. Extremely powerful "yes babe, whatever you want babe" energy.
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finally dropout gave us a cooking show judged by regular people lmao
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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
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This pics completely sfw so I'll share it here! made up a new dude who is an office worker feeling unsatisfied w his life until he completely turns it around and becomes a raver bunny boy in his mid 30s

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