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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

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Internet Safety

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All time tweet

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

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yea (go watch jellos playthrough if u dont get it xoxo)

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big reccomend! it will put silly guys in your brain to the extent that you start redrawing other ppls comics but with those silly guys (proof above) :3

i had to this is a remake! original comic from @somesecretpie

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unfortunate news but they got me gamers they put the funny silly lil guys into my brain forever and ever

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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i had to this is a remake! original comic from @somesecretpie

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you post like you're really cold and wet all the time

y'know what . sure I fucking guess

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thumbs DOWN chat 👎

Baby pelican👎

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tHATS NOT OKAYYYYYYYYY CLOBER NOOOOO

chat we beat genocide

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false advertising she should absolutely be there

Molly at the end of the splatoon 3 story mode (can you tell I like splatoon?.

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