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im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what’s going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:

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Well ... Lets all be like Mr. Virtue today

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wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

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its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

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embroidered sheep jumper

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I am always saying this during museum visits

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im telling you all... its so worth it to spend a whole evening make 100 million homemade gyoza (even though it takes so long) and freezing them all to have perfect delicious gyoza just the way you like them anytime you want at a moments notice. they seriously take like 10 minutes to prepare from frozen and they are so good. i just had a dumplings and noodles feast you wish you were me

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Man can't catch a break around this woman

Bonus

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a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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Recency bias is a bigger problem than it used to be

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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

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matching t-shirts that say "I'm worried" and "I'm fucking worried"

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