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𓆣 <- check it out now! the funk soul brother

funk, my scarab

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the do you believe in ghosts poll is so beautiful to me. an exquisitely even split of two sides who think the other is wrong. we exist in disbelief of one another. we are in supernatural balance. we are in natural harmony. also ghosts are real suck my dick

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sasuke? like from girls in the hood by megan thee stallion?

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“A curious childbirth practice recorded in the Smolensk and Mogilev provinces, condemned as magical in an early nineteenth-century Old Believer manuscript, appears to be a variety of couvade. In it the husband of a woman in labour had to lie on a shelf above the woman, with a thread tied round his penis. The midwife would jerk the thread to coincide with the woman's birth pangs, thus producing sympathetic cries from above.”

WF Ryan, The Bathhouse At Midnight (History of Magic in Russia)

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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“Nothing a little C4 can’t fix. Two birds, one bomb.”

— Helen Marshall (Control 2019)

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Closing my eyes and screaming "waaaa!" while shooting a handgun but I have perfect accuracy and drop 6 targets then reload in 0.2 seconds and hit 6 more

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talking to my lesbian friends about how george sand was called a lesbian even though she fucked chopin and they were like “i’d fuck chopin too” “yeah he’s like neutral ground” what

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Like a person who lives without eating... [x]

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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computer. jacob geller nuremberg video essay. volume 100%. kill anything that moves.

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computer. jacob geller nuremberg video essay. volume 100%. kill anything that moves.

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i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

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im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

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Ballet, like opera, is wonderful because it is monstrous, the hyper-development of skills nobody needs, a twisting of human bodies and souls into impossible positions, the purchase of light with blood.

Irina Dumitrescu, "Swan, Late: The unexpected joys of adult beginner ballet."