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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
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Fragrant Bedstraw (Galium triflorum)
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Yellow / White
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Floral Print Navy V-Neck Short Sleeve Skater Dress
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me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
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‘actual things said by my gramma’ starters pt. one
“if you kill me make sure to kill lots of other people too. go big or go home.” “i want to do drugs again before i die. buy me drugs.” “just please make sure she’s not a serial killer before you go to see her.” “i only go grocery shopping at two in the morning.” “i did laundry! and by ‘did laundry’ i mean i just dropped the clothes by the washer.” “how could she leave him? i mean, he was sort of distant but look at him. how could she leave that?” “i almost died changing that lightbulb for you.” “it’s a good thing that i waited until my parents were dead to act like this.” “i have a used box of tv dinner spaghetti to show her what i ate for easter dinner.” “your mom is supposed to come today. i’m constantly looking out the window in fear.” “i’ll pay you big bucks if you get me a big mac.” “i would never breathe down your neck. your hair would get in my mouth and i’d gag.” “i just ate a whole sleeve of peanut butter crackers for lunch.” “i’m going to have cereal for dinner. i thought about it all day.” “is four thirty too early to go to bed?” “[loud scream] i dropped a bugle. fuck.” “i like chicken nuggets. you wouldn’t think i would because i’m an adult but..” “it took me way too long to realize ‘wheels up in thirty’ meant the plane is taking off in thirty.”
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Feverfew
(Tanacetum parthenium)
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