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2019 I was on tumblr dot com posting videos chugging pints of chocolate milk in record times

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It’s not something I’m super passionate about, but I struggle to see depictions of Jesus as a violation of the 2nd commandment

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Wish I could get one of those turbo diesel 4.4L Range Rovers over here

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Gonna be a very long week at work and I have plans after work multiple days this week. Was man meant to live this way?

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Immigrants when you ask them a question in English (they have lived in the United States for 15 years)

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You worship a cowardly and sinister god Christian. Christ has brought you nothing but misery and tyranny, and told you to hate your truest self and discard the pleasures that enhance your life. He has made you a slave and told you freedom was a sin. There are thousands of gods, and he alone is too cowardly to admit to his followers he is not the only way. Your world will one day perish. The slaves of Christ controlled the world for a time but that time will end and the old gods will reclaim their world. Your dear capitalism will be abolished, your nations will have no borders and your cities will have no police. Your suburbs will disappear and your nuclear families will fade. Your grandchildren will be queer and pagan and they will laugh to think that anyone ever worshipped christ. Hail thor, fist of the revolution. Hail Hel comfort to the oppressed. Hail Odin guide of the people. Hail Saga voice of the poets. The gods of this world have spoken to me and shown me the path to freedom. I hope someday you are no longer on the path of tyranny.

whoa hingadingadurgen cunt

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I don’t believe that black people actually like shellfish

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the shithole your goblin self inhabits is paid for by blue states hope this helps glass closeted pha🐐 :3

Inaccurate, and has been forever

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British person: "It's hot today"

American who has never been more than 5 seconds away from the nearest Heat Obliterator 3000 aircon device: "You don't know the meaning of hot"

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The internet is full of women surprised that they can’t walk around Disney in a bra

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so last night i tried to keep myself sleeping properly on my side i was on my side and honestly my legs are sore today???

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biker's fault

Can we ever please be realistic about who's usually actually at fault for accidents involving motorcycles?