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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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i put this on twitter but it feels like the sort of thing i should subject everyone to

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Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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"We need more morally grey female characters" You guys can't even handle Athena.

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no you’re not a “pro hater,” you’re just sitting around going “ew” whenever someone mentions something they like. real hating has conviction, passion, drive. We’re not on the same level

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buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Day 3 of no cookies or candy

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this image cracks me up for no good reason

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams