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[florislane]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

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Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

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"The Runaway"

Toph, over the phone: Hey, Katara and I need to borrow 2,500 yuans.

Aang: Why on earth would you guys need 2,500 yuans?

Toph: For an escape room.

Aang: What kind of escape room costs 2,500 yuans?

Toph: Jail.

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they in love

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my favorite part of too many spirits live was ryan absolutely losing it over someone's username being "pegging mothman" and shane trying to carry on while ryan was doubled over cry-laughing for literal minutes

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actually twitter is great because you get to see supernatural writer robert berens like tweets like this

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you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

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Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

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sokka: i guess you could say i've fallen for you.

zuko: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-

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Turtleduck

quak quak

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HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

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love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

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Enemies to ‘replacing your absent father figure’ is a god tier trope, change my mind.

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Enemies to ‘replacing your absent father figure’ is a god tier trope, change my mind.