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Havent met a guy named tyler in forever
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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the first free use slut was the middle square in bingo
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gerard howling before house of wolves, mcrnj2
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#no because I was there. and I immediately knew what awooo meant.#house of wolves is one of my faves#turned to jenji next to me and just panic yelled AWOO??? a second before the song started and I fucking screamed
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Game Changer 7x08 Dimension 20: On A Bus Episode 1
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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