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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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the first free use slut was the middle square in bingo
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gerard howling before house of wolves, mcrnj2
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#no because I was there. and I immediately knew what awooo meant.#house of wolves is one of my faves#turned to jenji next to me and just panic yelled AWOO??? a second before the song started and I fucking screamed
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Game Changer 7x08 Dimension 20: On A Bus Episode 1
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less
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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
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Can I come over and bite you I mean bite you I mean bite you um I mean bite you sorry I mean bite you fuck I mean bite you so hard it leaves days long marks and bruises oops I mean
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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse
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