ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you're naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that's not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i'm renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith