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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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i have now seen the Robbie Williams Monkey Biopic. and i have to admit. it slaps.

in an era of rampant musical biopics the Robbie Williams Monkey Biopic is the funniest possible way to do it. it's a straight up regular biopic except the lead is a mocap cgi monkey. voiced by robbie williams himself. i haven't seen it but my friend who has says it feels like getting hit by a bus. positively. it flopped in the us because nobody knows who the fuck robbie williams even is. or why he's a monkey. the director hoped that the fact that he is a cgi monkey would interest american audiences. it didn't. it feels like a movie that would be made up in some kind of comedy sketch about the pervasive presence of biopics in the current landscape of cinema but no. the Robbie Williams Monkey Biopic is a real film. where famous british guy robbie williams. is played by a cgi monkey. i'm so glad it exists.

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral

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[video by subradioband. caption: send this to elon as many times as possible]

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I’ll block a bitch on last fm I’ll block a bitch on Letterboxd I’ll block a bitch on internet archive I’ll block a bitch on Neocities I’ll block a bitch on IMDB I’ll block a bitch on jstor

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me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

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waves 2012 is mostly a film about the Corrupting Power Of Greed (source: i perceived it) but what it also presents is a super interesting shifting power dynamic because of how isolated the crew are, i.e. it's just 3 guys on a boat, and while ostensibly andrea possesses the most power on paper (leader of the group, one of the few people who knows what the hell is going on), gabriele is the only one who is really comfortable at sea and therefore has power because of that. which you can kind of tell andrea doesn't like, so throughout the film you see him try to, for lack of a better word, Assert Dominance in the context of their mini boat society through the bit where they all get drunk, not telling gabriele where they're going, making him stay on the island etc, but what you also get is gabriele slowly working out his situation and asserting his own degree of power within mini boat society, exemplified in particular when he smashes all the alcohol bottles, and it's interesting that he's the one who survives by using the sea to get rid of andrea - gabriele knows his environment, knows how to use it to his advantage, and no matter how much andrea tries to exert power over it he ultimately can't because gabriele has always been the stronger one in terms of the sea. also riccardo is there. there's some fascinating shit going on in waves 2012 if you, like me, have seen it like six or seven times

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may have cracked the Salad Formula

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For #InternationalFlamingoDay here's a fun Art Nouveau A-Z alphabet fashioned out of flamingos!

Flamingo Alphabet, typography designed by Étienne Mulier and published in Lettres et Enseignes Art Nouveau (Paris, 1901).

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BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

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speaking of the end of tog i have some questions:

why are they still in london to decide booker's exile after very publicly driving away from a scene with a lot of destruction involved

they have clearly gone somewhere in between leaving merrick's and going to decide booker's fate, was this IN london or OUTSIDE london

was this super close to the pub where they decide booker's fate or elsewhere in london/outside

if not, how did they get to the pub? did they choose to drive the car that they publicly drove away from the scene of destruction. did they get a new car.

did they take the london underground

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i wanted to check a specific detail at the very end of tog (who's driving the getaway car), so i open up netflix planning to just skip through to the end because i figure that's the easiest way to do it, and i type the old guard into netflix search and get jumpscared by this

and i think to myself is this real? is this the world i live in? 2020 neon would be screaming and yet 2025 neon goes why does the thumbnail look like that. did they get a colourist. are they going for a brighter more unserious look. tog's colouring is what it is (dismal as fuck) but there is a very consistent tone to it. why does it kinda look like she's in a spaceship. these look like different movies. are we even prepared for this