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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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Tails are extensions if the spine though!!! Wouldn't it really really hurt if you pulled on their spines??
A foxgirl’s tail is made to be pet and pulled!!
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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My powerful fujishi spirit will keep me alive in the face of any adverse fate
Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
#others may have fallen for flying too close to the sun#but I'm different and that wont happen to me
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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Get out why, you're afraid they'll kiss?
Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.
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“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.
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