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★ 【Goback】 「 hunting 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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they be putting my girl through the TRENCHES and she's never looked better

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

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The mesopotamian peasant I just necromanced: (in sumerian) WHO ARE YOU? FOR WHAT REASON HAVE YOU OVERTURNED THE NATURAL ORDER AND TAKEN ME FROM THE EMBRACE OF KUR?

Me: It has been over four millennia since you have passed. Your civilization has fallen, and your stories lay almost completely forgotten. It is for that reason that I have summoned you... Tell me, can you recite the lost gilgamesh/enkidu gay sex chapter?

mesopotamian peasant: omg, my otp? okay, girl, sit down, because I am about to spill this tea

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I'm going to school! by sungmoomoo

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Aruviel of Colossa (Half-Elf) by teradiam

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you're a king and i'm a lionheart

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but you’re not a kicked dog, are you? and you don’t really need the armor, do you?

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What's Lady Johnna's type?

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I can't vibe with Fear & Hunger mentally, but I could give it a shot of D'arce once.

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Ordo Mediare Witch!

Themed around the Ordo Mediare sisters by Iron Lily.

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Leonie's surcoat embodies several subtle ingenuity

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moe moe kyun on your Schweinshaxe

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Average medieval wives can wield giant swords. Don't mess with them.