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You met a guy on tinder and you get to his apartment and this what you see what do you do next
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please don’t call eyes “orbs”
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me: texts anyone
them: i hate this dude
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playιng: [dna] — [втѕ]
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girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today
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when i catch my cat eating plastic
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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
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im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this
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