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Bangtan Chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like BTS.

You: hi

Stranger: Celebrating the Grammy Nomination, The guys want to reward the most loyal hardcore fans. The boys want us to ask you 4 questions, then they are going to pick their favorite answers and reward the winners with different prizes like Special Editions of the new album, Personal video chats and phone calls, and Merch. If you're interested will need 3 things to start. Your first name, Your Age, and a way to contact you.

Stranger: Hello how are you.

Stranger: If you have any questions please ask will do my best to answer any questions you have.

Stranger: Oh crap she has the finger on the cheek thinking thing.

Stranger: :D

You: uwu

You: Uh my name's Mel, 13, my twitter is @namjinnominroll

Stranger: Hi mel my name is rob its very nice to meet you ok here come the questions the boys wrote these not us :D

You: ok

Stranger: First question: What's the craziest thing you have done being a BTS fan?

Stranger: btw love the twitter name

You: I haven't done anything crazy but I'd say probably completing the Love Yourself series

You: thanks

Stranger: ok next question

Stranger: Second question: What type of fan are you? (you can pick more than one) 1 The Bake Cookies type of fan. 2 I want to do them all type of fan 3. I want to kidnap them and put them in my basement type of fan. 4 I want to run around naked so they notice me type of fan.

Stranger: bonus point if you can figure out who wrote that question lol

Stranger: I just work here beautiful.. lol

You: The bake cookies type of fan

Stranger: LIes! lol kidding

Stranger: ok next question

Stranger: I saw the smirk i know your at least one more of those types lol

Stranger: Third question: How did you feel listening to the new album?

You: lol

You: Idk, I mean if freaking the fuck out when hearing IDOL Ft. Nicki Minaj play at my school dance says anything

Stranger: lol ok :D

Stranger: ok last question now this question is in fun do not take it too seriouly

Stranger: Forth Question: You know I have the guys Phone numbers, Skypes,Snapchats, and tickets and passes to get backstage, How would you bribe me to get me to give them to you? ( yes we have permission to give out the numbers, for those worried about invading their privacy, also this question is in fun not real life so have fun with your answers)

Stranger: Best answer so far a girl said she would bite of a dogs penis and feed it to trump

Stranger: I love that kid sick and twisted but brillant!

You: I'd probably train a duck to bite the dick of people who say BTS sucks but they haven't even heard anything from them and feed it to themselves

Stranger: ROFL nice

You: uwu

Stranger: ok give me a second to enter in all your info and send it off.

You: okay

Stranger: @namjinnominroll just double check spelling

You: yes

Stranger: and if you have any questions please ask

You: okay

Stranger: and OMG JIMIN!

You: how do you have their numbers?

Stranger: i swear that boy has some issues

You: How?

Stranger: I worked on the north american part of the tour, I work for livenation we have been helping big hit with the world tour

Stranger: next year its going to get bigger :D

You: ooh

Stranger: But you didn't see that

Stranger: it was all your imaganation

You: ?

Stranger: That the next tour is going to be bigger

You: oh

Stranger: we not spose to talk about whats hcoming

Stranger: coming

You: oh

Stranger: plus we are doing the contest so they guys are checking in

You: now I'm curious, is there going to be a new series?

Stranger: like Jimin but so not saying what he asked

You: oh

Stranger: New series not sure on that part, but I do happen to know there is a new ep coming in the new year

You: cool

Stranger: lol ok don't judge jimin when i tell you this tho

Stranger: its just funny as hell

Stranger: he's texting in english is done with an app so the translations can be interesting

Stranger: So he asked if anyone was entering the contest i said yes was talking to a very cute girl right now.

You: awe uwu

Stranger: His repsonse almost killed me

You: what did he say?

Stranger: "Does she have nice chest muscles"

You: WHERE'S EOMMA JIN??

Stranger: first off he is being a perv but CHEST MUSCLES i almost peed a little

You: EOMMA JINN

You: Where's Eomma Jin

You: ?????

Stranger: I have no idea atm

You: Damn, he needs to watch over his child's language

Stranger: Lol yeah but have to admit is a pretty good pick up line

Stranger: "Hey baby do you have nice chest musles"

Stranger: rofl

You: no

You: lol

Stranger: I was being sarcastic

Stranger: and i wasn't asking you im sure yorus are lovely

Stranger: oH you asked about new music didn't really finish

Stranger: They are talking about doing a new EP with english

Stranger: with the english track blowing up

You: Wish the best of luck to Jin

Stranger: On the music or his serch for chest muscles lol

You: Music

You: lol

Stranger: BTW you are all entered do you have any more questions or want to harrass anyone

You: LEMME HARRAS JIMIN

You: Jk

Stranger: ok what do you want to do

You: I'd rather bake cookies

You: lol

Stranger: im always up for harrassing him

Stranger: tour is like herding cats with them

You: how?

You: All over the place?

Stranger: oh they understand english pretty well until you need them to do somthing

Stranger: then its all we don't understand

Stranger: Wanted to murder RM lol

You: Why?

Stranger: he right threw me under a bus at a restaurant

You: He'd never

Stranger: they where all acting up and they all played the no english card so i had to calm down a manager there

Stranger: OH HE DID!

You: omg-

Stranger: But i got them back told the manager they were all from a mental hosiptial

You: Omg-

Stranger: and that rm peed the bed alot so it got him worked up when in public

You: oof

Stranger: and he couldn't defend himself lol

You: how? He's a smart boi

Stranger: cuase no english ya know :P

You: oof

You: but he knows english pretty well

Stranger: Yeah but he pulled the no english card so if he started talking in english the manager of the restaruant would have caught on

Stranger: Oh this i know lol

Stranger: but when they are in trouble they are like kids

You: I thought they were kids in their 20"s

Stranger: Pretty much

You: lol

Stranger: So any other questions

Stranger: and jimin just keeps saying "does she?"

Stranger: that boy needs a cold shower

You: harras Jimin in anyway possible

Stranger: ROFL

Stranger: Don't say that to me im evil

Stranger: lol

You: no kinky shit lol

Stranger: ROFL i wasn't even going there! pevert!

You: lol

Stranger: sadly tho when you said that it gave me an idea lol

You: omg-

Stranger: you behave!

You: okay

You: I will

You: I promise

Stranger: that smile is scary

You: lol

You: I destroyed my buttons on my jacket

You: Funny thingn it's RM's jacket

Stranger: No i was just going to joke with him.. have you pose like your showing off chest muscles, (not really tho) send him the picture and then blur it so he think its phone is messed up

Stranger: Off topic

Stranger: your jacket buttons are messed up ?

You: they fell off somehow

Stranger: like the snap?

You: yeah ig

Stranger: yeah it happend to a few of them take it to a talior they can put new one on for you for a couple of bucks really reasy

Stranger: easy

Stranger: the snaps are cheep on the jackets sadly

You: ik..

Stranger: or your just abusive to your clothes !

Stranger: lol

You: I'm not even that strong

Stranger: SO how should we mess with jimin

You: they just go flying off

You: idk

Stranger: Stop taking off your jacket like the hulk then!

You: I never fuck with anyone, Instead I feed them

Stranger: well you can help me mess with him then be all like poor baby and feed him

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: Don't worry i wont rat you out that you helped mess with him

You: lol

Stranger: So i need ideas who

Stranger: tho

Stranger: wow typo city today

Stranger: First give me a respone to his "DOes she texts" lol

You: "does she texts" bitch the fuck?

Stranger: yeah after eh asked about chest muscles i stopped repsonding so he keeps sending "Does SHe??"

You: bitch no lol, I don't got chest muscles

Stranger: I kinda want to say "yes they are amazing but her penis is bigger than mine and it hurts my feelings"

Stranger: But i think his translation app will explode

Stranger: and iam so sorry if that was way graphic

You: I thought that was funny lol

Stranger: and yest you have chest muscles and im sure there awesome!

Stranger: Thats why your buttons keep breaking it can't hold in the awesomeness of your chest muscles!

You: nah bruh, but don't ask or that probe would make you a pedo

You: I don't have any lol

Stranger: Im not a pedo

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 22

You: p e d o

Stranger: Listen we are joking around atm.

Stranger: nothing more

You: ik lol

Stranger: I just didn't want you to feel bad about yourself one thing on here is you girls are too hard on yourself

You: i know, but I honestly don't feel bad if anyone calls me anything negative

Stranger: Good it doesn't matter what people thing

Stranger: Think OMG

Stranger: You cute as hell own it and let them deal with it

You: if there's anything I learned from BTS, it's to love yourself no matter fuckin what

Stranger: thata girl

Stranger: and thats why guys will go all pedo for you :P

Stranger: BTW going with the penis line for jimin

You: okay lol

Stranger: "They are amazing, but her penis is bigger than mine"

You: lol okay

Stranger: Is it bad i want to send him a picture of you to just confuse the shit out of him

You: go for it lol

Stranger: Only with your permission

Stranger: ok so pose how ever you like

You: lol

Stranger: and i will delete the picture when its sent

You: okay

Stranger: ok so pose

Stranger: got it

You: okay, great lol

Stranger: he will be all confused (btw i will make sure he understands in the end you do not have a penis)

You: Lol okay

Stranger: unless you do then thats even more awesome!

You: I mean- who knows? maybe I do, maybe I don't

Stranger: Don't matter if ya did rock on with your bad self

Stranger: and that litel fucker!

Stranger: llittle

Stranger: OH HE IS SO DEAD

Stranger: lol

You: what'd he say lol

Stranger: "She is very cute girl, her penis is not bigger you just woman"

You: lol, he's a smart boi

Stranger: Well BTS Is now oing to be a 6 piece

Stranger: Little bugger its on now!

You: lmao

Stranger: and i know your on his side!

You: Jimin"s?

Stranger: "send more picture she very pretty"

Stranger: Oh yeah

Stranger: i know your on his

You: why?

Stranger: hmm who side is the die hard BTS going to be on? hmmmm band member or Road lacky

You: maybe none lol

Stranger: the send pictures is what he just texted

Stranger: ok fair enough

You: jk, dead ass BTS

Stranger: like i said i just work here

You: lol okay

Stranger: I lost a bet and got stuck on this gig, but thankfully you have renewed my hope in people

You: I have a snapchat, I could send better quality photos there lol

Stranger: pervert!

You: BRUH

You: I DONT SEND THAT TYPE OF SHIT

Stranger: OH DONT PLAY ALL INNOCENT your smile cracked so wide your head almost turned into a pez

Stranger: ROFL

You: Bruh I can't smile?

Stranger: You can smile as much as you want its a very nice bonus to this gig

You: I swear tho, I don't send anything inappropriate

Stranger: Im just picking on you its alll good

You: lol

Stranger: and you can do whatever you wanted to i don't judge people

You: I'm innocent although I do have a dirty mind

Stranger: everyone does and nothing wrong with that

Stranger: only one rule!

Stranger: Dont ever do something you don't want to do, or do it just to make someone like you

You: I won't, they should like me for who I am

Stranger: That a girl.

You: uwu

Stranger: then once they earn it show them the freaky side and you best to make them fear for there life!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: in the best way possible :D

Stranger: sorry lol so off topic

Stranger: bestowing my pevert wisdom!

You: lol, so exposing that I wanted to literally kill one of my best friends cause she dated my ex crush?

Stranger: Oh thats shitty, don't worry people liek that will get there come around

Stranger: Karma does exist!

Stranger: Just tell him that she was born a boy

You: lmao karma already got her\

Stranger: and the clap back for the boy who saids they did stuff with you

Stranger: "I don't know i couldn't feel anything it was so small"

Stranger: will ruin the boy

You: It ruins any boy lol

Stranger: pretty much

Stranger: and its fair if thats the type of loser they are

You: Like for instance, Jimin, except he's small himself

Stranger: yeah is kinda a pocket rock star

You: lol

Stranger: BTW what do i say about more pictures

Stranger: got to keep him on the leash lol

You: idk, just drop my snapchat lol @brendunyuri

Stranger: lol you send him pictures he would prob start saking for it

Stranger: I still say we should fake a chest shot and send it to him lol

Stranger: all fucked up blurred and digitaized

Stranger: get him all drooling and shit lol

You: I mean, if it's actually Jiminie then I'd send pics whenever, just nothing inappropriate lol

Stranger: Oh im not asking for any of that

You: lol ik

Stranger: I was just saying fake it then blur it so it looks like you are lo

You: lol

You: anyways, gtg, it was nice speaking to you

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