not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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cats are so right about lying on the floor and doing a big stretch
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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mutuals in another lifetime i could have had a miserable toxic drug fueled downward spiral with
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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