flowersforvax
flowersforvax
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Stephanie, she/her, queer, 30s ☆ mostly Critical Role but I contain multitudes ☆ I try to go for a kind forest witch vibe but do not be fooled I mostly stay indoors ☆
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flowersforvax · 14 hours ago
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“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”
Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)
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flowersforvax · 16 hours ago
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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.
I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.
When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.
The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."
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flowersforvax · 16 hours ago
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flowersforvax · 16 hours ago
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Skull (1887) by Vincent van Gogh
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flowersforvax · 18 hours ago
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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flowersforvax · 18 hours ago
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The Netherlands has officially handed back 119 ancient sculptures stolen from the former Nigerian kingdom of Benin more than 120 years ago during the colonial era. Olugbile Holloway, director-general of Nigeria’s National Commission for Museums and Monuments, said on Saturday that the artefacts were the “embodiments of the spirit and identity of the people from which they were taken from”.
Continue Reading.
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flowersforvax · 18 hours ago
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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.
if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive
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flowersforvax · 22 hours ago
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the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.
BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.
but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.
so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..
and then you drink more water or you die.
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flowersforvax · 1 day ago
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Not my vid
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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my mutuals are so awesome but my conversation skills are much less awesome
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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Faraway Dreaming Kickstarter will end soon!
Hardcover copies of my new art book Faraway Dreaming plus a selection of lovely digital rewards are available on Kickstarter. Tuesday June 24th is the last day of the campaign! The book will go to offset print very soon – the estimated delivery time is around August 2025. The book ships worldwide. ♥ Link to the Kickstarter campaign
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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fibercrafts are SO maddening cuz wdym I have to go to work tomorrow, I'm like a third of a way through making a whole ass fucking cape, don't you think I should be allowed to focus on what matters (my fucking cape)
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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Art by Walther Klemm, 1911.
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flowersforvax · 2 days ago
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getting ready with the girrrlllss
part 1
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