Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.
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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
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Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don’t know.
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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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the cincinnati zoo is in possession of a wild grinch
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