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Do y'all think Gojo instantly got genz humor or do y'all think he's just nodding and smiling not knowing what the kids are saying?

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Yuji: you are so skibidi Sensei! You are definitely not from Ohio!

Gojo: I'm not gonna lie... I have no idea what any of that meant.

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Nobura: can't you serve cunt like a normal person???

Gojo: can I serve WHAT?!

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family dynamics lol

fr i love these hcs very muchhh

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As much as I love the idea of Sparda turning up again someday and getting to meet his grown sons and grandson, I feel like there's 90% chance Nero would end up fighting him. This kid has been ready to throw hands with his 'god' since he was a teenager, and I don't think he's gotten any better as a twenty-something.

This shouldn't be taken seriously at all, but I just thought it would be fun to see Nero defending Dante and Vergil from his grandpa. I imagine Sparda would be particularly disappointed in some of the stuff Vergil got up to, and while Nero might actually agree with him, he also would get in his face about it.

Also, Eva should be allowed to be a less than perfect. Poor woman doesn't deserve to be saddled with the whole 'paragon of motherly virtue' schtick.

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"You don't get to talk to Vergil like that," Nero snapped. Sparda tilted his head, and Nero bared his teeth. "Where were you while these two were getting chased by Mundus' creeps for their whole childhoods, huh?"

"Nero," Vergil hissed.

"Fuck that." Nero glared at his grandfather, at the being he'd been told all his life was some infallible god, the same guy who'd just decided to lay into one of the sons he'd abandoned. "He got his dumb ass stuck in a trap for almost forty years after he wandered off alone!"

Dante let out a shocked snort and slapped a hand over his mouth and nose when Vergil turned to stare at him.

"That's why you weren't there for them, why their lives got so shitty," Nero said. "And now you have the fucking nerve to show back up and talk down to them for things they did to survive? Not with me here!"

Drawing himself up to his full height, Sparda loomed over Nero. "...Interesting. You have your grandmother's temper and her foul mouth, it seems."

Dante blinked. "Her what?"

"I don't give a shit." Nero threw his shoulders back, and the Bringer Claws phased into view. "You want to pick a fight, then let's go."

"Nero!" Vergil grabbed his arm, but he shook his father off.

"What, you think I'm scared to throw down with this old bastard? C'mon, Savior, let's do this."

The Dark Knight leaned back slightly, head tilting the other direction this time. "Savior? Aah, I knew I recognized your accent. You're from Fortuna, aren't you? Well, that's rather… awkward."

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More Uncle Dante stuff

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A friend showed me this jurassic world 3 scene and I just had to

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Nero gives Dante a Father's Day gift.

It's a cheap, plastic, pink ball point pen that has strawberry sundaes printed on it; scratchy as hell to use - not even a good pen really.

It's Dante's favourite. He finds a refill with a nicer nib so he can use it more often; it's off limits to anyone else, and there's a rumour going around that he uses it to sign official contracts with clients.

A demon rampaging in the office nearly stepped on it once, and Dante turned it into Swiss cheese; when Vergil told Nero about it, he balked and said he would have just bought him another.

"No. I like that one better."

"...Weirdo..."

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This speaks for itself…. :DDDD

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to me, there’s nothing better than tummy tickles. there’s just so many adorable ways to go about tickling it that it just makes me so soft <3

classic finger scribbles? check!

raspberries/nuzzling? check!

gentle strokes with a feather? check!

belly button pokes? check!

in conclusion, i believe in tummy tickles supremacy. thank you for listening 💕🙂‍↕️

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Nap time with Dad at the Devil May Cry 🥺✨

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Uncle Dante teaching Nero important life lessons while Vergil gets some much deserved rest.

Image Transcription 

Panel 1

[Vergil from Devil May Cry is shown in his bed being woken from some mysterious crashes and bangs.]

Panel 2

[Vergil has walked downstairs to investigate the noise. He is rubbing the grogginess from his eyes as he reaches for the light switch.]

Panel 3

[We are looking over Vergil’s shoulder to see two glowing eyes in the pitch darkness hovering over Vergil’s head.]

Panel 4

[The lights have been switched on to show Nero sat atop the refrigerator in the middle of shoveling cookies into his mouth. Vergil states “Nero, it’s time for bed.”

Panel 5

[Dante appears from the other side of the refrigerator with a cookie in his mouth and says in a matter of fact tone to Nero. “Told you to be quiet.” Although we cannot see his face, Vergil is turning red and steaming with a vein popping out of his forehead.]

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I’m dead 🤣

https://mobile.twitter.com/mlxgdog/status/1147436783275134976

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Rest is pieces, Dante, who got the snot kicked out of him the second Nero’s little gremlin feet hit the ground. 

Image Transcription 

Panel 1

[Dante from Devil May Cry Is pictured standing behind a tattered couch with a baby Nero reaching out towards him exclaiming “UP!”. Vergil, who stands in the back ground remarks “Wow, Nero sure is happy to see you. I’ll have to step up my game.” Dante chides back “Psh. Nah, he’s just excited to play his favorite game.” Vergil replies in a questioning tone “Oh?”]

Panel 2

[We see Dante has, in one fluid motion, tossed Nero approximately two stories into the air while exclaiming “Upsy Daisy!” Vergil is horrified.]

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Pony: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Dally: . . . Pony, what the hell.

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Soda to Darry during Throwing in the Towel:

“I can’t believe I have to say this, but there is only room in this family for one unstable sibling, and Pony has held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.”

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Ponyboy: *Clicks a pen*

Johnny: *clicks his own pen in response*

Steve: They’re talking about me in Morse code!

Ponyboy: Steve, please. Why would we take hours to learn a completely outdated, complicated way of communication just to talk shit about you?

Johnny: *Clicks his pen in agreement*

Sodapop: Yeah, they definitely learned Morse code to talk smack.

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@fluffanonn I see you and propose this:

When yuuji and sukuna finally have their final battle (AFTER Sukuna learns he's the brats uncle) finally Sukuna has a way to get back at the sunshine (even he has to admit begrudgingly) for EVERYTHING.

Everyone expecting a bloody massacre between them and they just find Sukuna going ALL OUT on this brat who dared to suppress him and disrespect him and "got years of time to make up for don't i *nephew*?"

Okokokok, since ur the only Jujutsu Kaisen tk writer ik, I am going to share a hc with u, ignore this if u pls but I had to tell someone just to get it out of my system(also idk how far u are in it but spoilers to episode 5 and 6 I think?:

So yaknow how Sukuna originally had 4 arms? What if- at some point- whenever Itadori switches to Sukuna he just. Grows another set of arms. The tk possibilities are immaculate dude, and when Itadori was in Sukuna’s domain after he died, Sukuna said himself that whenever they switched, he wouldn’t kill or injure anyone,,,,,so like,,,he could get out his anger by tickling the other jujutsu sorcerers. AND WITH 4 ARMS THAT’D BE SO EASY

Okay hc over, I just saw a pic on Pinterest of Sukuna with 4 arms picking up Megumi and my brain went bonkers,,,annnyways sorry to bother you ^^ ty for reading if u do

OMFG WAIT THATS GENIUS HOLD ON-

Anon your brain... is so big... i will need to think about this for a future fic :O

but also like imagine when he switches to sukuna, that’s two extra underarms, imagine gojo getting his hands on him oml this is an incredible headcanon THANK YOU FOR SHARING ANON!!

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Managed this while losing my mind with finals — oogh