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Dante and Nero with lost child meme from one punch man 😭😭

Giggles I love this

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hawks #1 ragebait victim

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Dadgil and baby Nero pls save me 🙏😔 can't get over the fact bro's a teen papa

+ the fuck ass reference I found on Pinterest HAHAHAH saw it and got the vision immediately

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If the twins ever reach a point of talking like normal people, Dante should just go "what made you think you even COULD physically separate yourself from half your entire person???"

And Nero’s just there eating raw cookie dough like, "well someone clearly took the concept of trauma dumping a bit too literally"

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dante voice I’ve had this little punk for five minutes but if anything happens to him I’m killing everyone on this island and then myself

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you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Nero is doing his best.

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Nero: Alright, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We hate you, please die" Dante: Sweet! Love this one.

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Do y'all think Gojo instantly got genz humor or do y'all think he's just nodding and smiling not knowing what the kids are saying?

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Yuji: you are so skibidi Sensei! You are definitely not from Ohio!

Gojo: I'm not gonna lie... I have no idea what any of that meant.

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Nobura: can't you serve cunt like a normal person???

Gojo: can I serve WHAT?!

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family dynamics lol

fr i love these hcs very muchhh

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As much as I love the idea of Sparda turning up again someday and getting to meet his grown sons and grandson, I feel like there's 90% chance Nero would end up fighting him. This kid has been ready to throw hands with his 'god' since he was a teenager, and I don't think he's gotten any better as a twenty-something.

This shouldn't be taken seriously at all, but I just thought it would be fun to see Nero defending Dante and Vergil from his grandpa. I imagine Sparda would be particularly disappointed in some of the stuff Vergil got up to, and while Nero might actually agree with him, he also would get in his face about it.

Also, Eva should be allowed to be a less than perfect. Poor woman doesn't deserve to be saddled with the whole 'paragon of motherly virtue' schtick.

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"You don't get to talk to Vergil like that," Nero snapped. Sparda tilted his head, and Nero bared his teeth. "Where were you while these two were getting chased by Mundus' creeps for their whole childhoods, huh?"

"Nero," Vergil hissed.

"Fuck that." Nero glared at his grandfather, at the being he'd been told all his life was some infallible god, the same guy who'd just decided to lay into one of the sons he'd abandoned. "He got his dumb ass stuck in a trap for almost forty years after he wandered off alone!"

Dante let out a shocked snort and slapped a hand over his mouth and nose when Vergil turned to stare at him.

"That's why you weren't there for them, why their lives got so shitty," Nero said. "And now you have the fucking nerve to show back up and talk down to them for things they did to survive? Not with me here!"

Drawing himself up to his full height, Sparda loomed over Nero. "...Interesting. You have your grandmother's temper and her foul mouth, it seems."

Dante blinked. "Her what?"

"I don't give a shit." Nero threw his shoulders back, and the Bringer Claws phased into view. "You want to pick a fight, then let's go."

"Nero!" Vergil grabbed his arm, but he shook his father off.

"What, you think I'm scared to throw down with this old bastard? C'mon, Savior, let's do this."

The Dark Knight leaned back slightly, head tilting the other direction this time. "Savior? Aah, I knew I recognized your accent. You're from Fortuna, aren't you? Well, that's rather… awkward."

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More Uncle Dante stuff

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A friend showed me this jurassic world 3 scene and I just had to

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Nero gives Dante a Father's Day gift.

It's a cheap, plastic, pink ball point pen that has strawberry sundaes printed on it; scratchy as hell to use - not even a good pen really.

It's Dante's favourite. He finds a refill with a nicer nib so he can use it more often; it's off limits to anyone else, and there's a rumour going around that he uses it to sign official contracts with clients.

A demon rampaging in the office nearly stepped on it once, and Dante turned it into Swiss cheese; when Vergil told Nero about it, he balked and said he would have just bought him another.

"No. I like that one better."

"...Weirdo..."

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This speaks for itself…. :DDDD

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to me, there’s nothing better than tummy tickles. there’s just so many adorable ways to go about tickling it that it just makes me so soft <3

classic finger scribbles? check!

raspberries/nuzzling? check!

gentle strokes with a feather? check!

belly button pokes? check!

in conclusion, i believe in tummy tickles supremacy. thank you for listening 💕🙂‍↕️