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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

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Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

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@legallynotgreen you cannot leave this in the tags

soy burger: 0 souls, endless burgers

beef burger: 1 soul, many burgwrs

ant burger: 1 billion souls 1 burger

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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i think some users on this website have either no idea or forgot that they live in echo chambers and doesn't compute that there are a lot of issues that the average person simply doesn't know about

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

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Friendly reminder that your experiences are not universal.

Not everyone calls it "grade school."

Not everyone grew up with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Not everyone had a high school prom.

Not everyone drives on the right side of the road.

Not everyone thinks air conditioning is standard in every building.

Not everyone learned to parallel park in a strip mall parking lot with their dad yelling at them.

And not everyone spent the formative years of their life fighting off goblins in the steam tunnels beneath their city.

Not everyone accidentally earned the ancient title of Blade-Sibling after a blood oath gone awry.

Not everyone was reluctantly trained in subterranean goblin diplomacy.

Not everyone fell in love with their sworn enemy during a brutal siege at the fungal borderlands.

Not everyone is married to a goblin.

Stop assuming.

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs