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the fucking audacity to tag this "not a shitpost"

hey guys please don't do any nsfw fanart based on my fic. it's rated T for profanity but there's not going to be any sexual content; I'd like the fanart to respect that

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Watch "The Fabulous Fashion of the Minoan Civilization" on YouTube

The Fabulous Fashion of the Minoan Civilization: https://youtu.be/OcrV5hc5k3U

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A perfect duet.

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i’ve heard america described as “a police state on a budget” and that is 100% correct actually

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Could you edit another wizard with she/her pronouns please these are hilarious 😂

trifecta of myles pinkney pronoun wizards

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oath of conquest

Since the original ruling on a Paladin’s Oath is that their powers come from their “commitment to justice itself as [much] as it does from a god”, a Paladin just needs to believe really hard in the hand of justice.

Therefore, a Paladin of the U.S. Constitution is perfectly valid.

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they,,,, are wet. what DAW (dry ass whetstones) are you buying

May I have one (1) anxiety about whetstones, please?

i’m still fucking angry they’re not wet. what’s the goddamn point

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Humans as if by design will willfully hunt down beauty in the most strange and wild and bizarre of settings. Trap a human in a gray prison cell and they will squeeze beauty out of it, interrogate its nooks and crannies until they discover just the right angle to track golden dust motes through the air. Beauty is inevitable, because it is created by the mind and the mind is ceaseless in this creation. There is nothing so unkind or misshapen that aspects of beauty cannot be found simply by further examination. Give a mind an image and time, and the mind will pull out a magnifying glass and point out details you never imagined. And it will call those details beautiful.

But sure, models need to be identically skinny & white to sell clothes to people

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schmood

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I honestly believe any society should be judged by how it treats & cares for its most vulnerable members, because ultimately the standard by which we treat the lowest classes becomes the standard of decency for all people. What is acceptable treatment for the marginalized sets the standard for what any person is inherently worth, what inherent value they have as a human, value that cannot be removed by circumstances or misfortune. 

To be sparklingly clear: a society that doesn’t care about its lowest members doesn’t care about you—only what you own and where you stand. 

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this is actually possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever read

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oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

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Your thoughts on the smiling emoji snake

i…thought this was gonna be an emoji, not a one-of-a-kind python that took 8 years to breed

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But y’all not ready for THAT conversation

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i feel like having a petty argument on a topic of no importance, who wants ta knock down

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everyone complaining about canadian bagged milk shut yer gobs. it’s cheaper, wastes less plastic, but most importnantly when u poke it IT WIGGLE

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sometimes i get so used to my adhd symptoms that i forget how omnipresent they are. now that i’m medicated for the first time in ages, the differences are stark