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They are studying us in petri dishes

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@horizonzerodawnaesthetic your tags have been haunting me ever since

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me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

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i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

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gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

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Heaven’s Vessel GROUP RP SERVER

Hey there! I’m a 20f admin for a new group roleplay server called Heaven’s Vessel. It is a fandomless, 18+, original RP set in modern day America. The plot is as follows: Magic has long since gone from the world, and the old gods have been nearly forgotten. Translated into various world religions, you may know them by names like Zeus, Horus, or Pluto. The old gods still rule over the world, guiding history with a firm hand. However, the minor gods grew impatient and upset with the power imbalance created when humans began to forget them, so they escaped the heavens and descended to earth.  The rogue gods began creating chaos, causing earthquakes, famine, and other disastrous events. The major gods, unable to leave the heavens to deal with the problem, each chose a human to bestow magical gifts upon once again. These Vessels would come together and learn to use their abilities in order to kill the rogue gods before they tore humanity apart. We still have many spots open, and members can claim more than one character (including rogue gods, vessels, and other characters). As always, the server is 18+ and semi to adv lit. Interact with this post and I will send you a link!

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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i hate linked accounts i hate photo verification i hate legal names required i hate location data i hate saved passwords i hate targeted ads i hate suggested content i hate cross site sharing i hate a facebook account is required i hate default toggles to share all personal information. i will kill and eat mark zuckerberg and not even have that much fun with it

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if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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Stupid is timeless.

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I just discovered there is a small subreddit dedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:

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the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

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hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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uncle bucky

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Hey there! 19f here. I am a mod in an Boku no Hero Academia roleplay server that features group chat style rp and literate style as well. Only requirements to join are:

* 18+

* Semi-Literate/Literate writing style

You can claim anyone (student/hero/teacher) so interact with this message or shoot me a dm for more info!

We are still pretty small so a lot of characters are still claimable.

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