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For those without good parental units, Mother’s Day is the day we celebrate our space mom Carrie Fisher by wearing glitter and loving yourself.

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Me @ sentidogs:

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I have a controversial idea too. If you don't want people to do something, don't tell them to do it. You tell people that if they never go to school, they deserve to work for a poverty wage forever. Now you tell them that if they do go to school, they deserve to be in debt forever.

Here's another controversial idea. Going into debt to get an education shouldn't even be an option.

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Rich people silence their opposition by threatening to do what they're going to do anyway even if they get what they want. Bootlickers believe them.

Even if employees were paid $4 per hour, corporations would still be looking for ways to automate their labor and save $4 per hour per employee.

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First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.

#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫

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The Onion continues to never miss

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Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

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I’m sorry…GAMBIT GOT A FUCKING WHAT?

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