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One thing I've learned about Tumblr economics is that tumblrinas are too wary to reblog low note posts

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”

–Sabjorn

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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It's maybe in poor taste to share things my snudents write but this is my favorite response from their midterms. The snudent in question was defining the key term "Puritan":

"[Puritans] believed England was becoming a bit too Catholic. So they moved to America to show England how to properly run a religious community. They're probably most known for failing at this."

She is not wrong

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if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there

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POINT AND LAUGH

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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