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We will be doing a sail for my great friend silvermoon today. I will miss you my friend. All of us will. I'm glad you are at peace.

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Y’all ever meet the most wild fucking people on the seas😭?

Anyways I’m back cause I’ve been craving some of that sweet pirate action.

Anyways(2) we were gonna just go around doing voyages but we ended up attacking people and made around,,,750k? It was wild cause we were all a random crew(besides 2 people but they were only an alliance in the past) and we just DESTROYED these people.

This one ship we sunk, had not one, not two, but FOUR ATHENA CHESTS AND VARIOUS OTHER ATHENA LOOT. We chased the sloop for a solid 15 minutes before finding another sloop and gaining an alliance with them by saying “They were being toxic”(in reality we just saw them and went mmmm murder—they were being toxic tho) we eventually sunk the sloop—after crashing into a rock and almost sinking several times and being boarded a bunch—and got their loot👍. I am absolutely aware of how pissed they must’ve been to lose all that loot but by god was it a great haul for my gally

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y’know despite it being an online friendship(was one anyways) it’s quite sad. I’ll leave his house as a monument to our broken friendship. But I’ll cover it in weeds and broken wood.

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Me with a crew of randoms opening the pirate legend hideout

Random: yeah you have to be a legend to open this. Wish I was one /:

Me turning to look at him because he has the legend curse: ?

Him: shhhh

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Krakka Wolf: WOOO GET HIS ASS LADIES

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1: well you can’t crash into something you can’t see :D

2: well—you can

3: blunder bussy

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Idk man you’re doing something with the waves

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why is everyone so hateful of the new updates coming up? Like???

And the excuse of “I’ve maxed out everything and there’s nothing to do” those people really obviously don’t have friends. Like I’ve maxed out mine but I play just to talk with friends??? It gives me something to do while still being able to not have the game take up 100% of my attention. I got the game to be a pirate and talk with people?? It’s literally a game where practically the whole point is to talk with others and work together. Like you can play alone but that gets boring.

Personally I do agree that the season pass thing is kinda sucky(I did sorta buy the pass tho) but it gives me a goal to work towards. I suppose it’s the mindset people have? Like in other games, things like new cosmetics would normally equal more power. But that’s not how it works in SoT.

Sea of Thieves is just a collaborative pirate game, like content and lore wise? It’s doing much better than some games. I kinda wanna hear what people have to say about like new updates coming up. 

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Please I was so scared

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So I met someone on SoT and I know that’s that not the best idea but GIRLS

HE COMES FROM A FAMILY OF CHEFS

HE CAN COOK

also he cute

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my brain: WHAT HAS THIS MAN DONE TO EARN OUR HEART

me: EVERYTHING ):<

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some random on my crew: Michigan, if you know where that is

SIR MICHIGAN IS PRACTICALLY THE SPIRIT ANIMAL OF THE USA

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got on for the first time and joined some friends playing reaper!

we did the skelly fleet to get us to rank 5 and along the way a small reaper sloop tried to attack us but it put itself in between a galleon and us(a brig) and had to retreat. anyways when we reached Reapers they were there and I made a deal with them that we could alliance and they wouldn’t try and attack us. cause we all know, when you have a big loot haul the last thing you want to do is lose it. they accepted. anyways we managed to keep all our stuff and even managed to complete a couple of challenges.

funny thing actually, one friend was afk and when he got back I was like “hey don’t attack the people on our ship” and he went like “ah we allianced with a sloop. do you know what happened to the one from earlier?” and we just kinda went like “yeah, you’re looking at it”

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Normalize fishing in SoT

I shouldn’t be called weird for spending an hour at Snake Island just getting meat cause I want to get to the next Hunters Call level

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don’t know if anyone actually goes out of their way to read my posts but I won’t be on for awhile

if y’all got any questions I’d be happy to answer

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y’all seen like lovely people and I would love to play with you, however, I would much rather perish than say my username

for context, I don’t know what child me was thinking but I can’t change it because 1. I used up my free change 2. I’ve somehow gotten attached

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haha losers I got a new pet

11. Tweety Bird(hunters call bird

I just wanna do a quick count of all my pets from memory,

Mae(Pink Cockatoo

Selene(Black Mau

Aurelia(Gold Curse Parakeet

Tapioca(Ivory Mau

Glow Stick(Ashen Curse Ragamuffin

Lafayette(Purple Parakeet

Bagel(Cotton Ball Inu

Rat(Ashfoot Whippet

:) the wholes family’s here