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When the A from the oboe is out of tune

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if i had a boyfriend who asked me to call him daddy no word of a lie i’d just pack my bags and leave silently in the night fuck that

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Someone didn’t get the memo.

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friend: so what do you like to do that isn't music related?

me: I-

me: uh

friend:

me: um

friend:

me: I don't-

friend: your life is basically just music

me: yes

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Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

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wish i could listen to the dope music this man is writing. 

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Tuba joke

How many tuba players does it take to screw in the light bulb? 1…?  5…?  1…?  5…?  1…? 

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me: damn, anxiety is really fucking my life up

Person Who Does Not Have Anxiety: STOP BEING ANXIOUS, YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER :-) JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE, DON’T LET A SILLY THING LIKE ANXIETY STOP YOU!!

me: wow, i owe my life to you i am cured

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Nikolay, mate…

(Rimksy-Korsakov, Principles of Orchestration [x])

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Did your momma name you Timbaland you dumbass?

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Anyone in Boston?

Hello followers! I’m moving to Boston within the next 2 months! I don’t know anybody out there, so I’m just wondering if any of you live out there!

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I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.

(via lovelybrutality)

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john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence

someone put a copyright on the absence of sound

and then disabled the audio of a video

of the absence of sound

what a time to be alive