FIVE HARGREEVES " nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. " ( dependent five hargreeves for aeternalisseptemrp !! )
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LILA
where: the bar of the Hotel Obsidian who: Lila and open!
The hotel smelled like mothballs and old carpet.
Lila wrinkled her nose as she took another swig of her lukewarm beer. This place felt disjointed, outside of time, a liminal space.
She was kind of obsessed with it, already.
Someone sidled up to the bar and took a seat next to her. She barely acknowledged them, just reached forward to grab the bowl of bar peanuts.
“The beer here tastes like shit.” She warned them, throwing a nut up in the air and catching it with her mouth.

for the first time in — fuck, who even knows at this point, five’s not wearing his academy uniform. well, that’s not true. he’s wearing it, but he has a bathrobe over top tied at the waist giving the illusion that he’s not. he’s tired of this game. tired of every attempt they’ve ever made to fix things bringing about more C H A O S and seeing no end in sight. for every one thing they fix? it seems like two more break. he has half a mind to throw the towel in and let the half dozen other powered strangers who’d showed up in their living room take a turn at the whole saving the fucking planet thing. he was done.
( except he knows he isn’t. one way or another, he gets sucked back into the family’s drama wether he likes it or not. )
today, however, he’s refusing. he’s planning on getting very drunk, ignoring everyone who might want to talk strategy, and giving his nerves a bunch needed break. he’d fucking earned it, hadn’t he? he slides into the seat next to lila silently, elbows pressing down against the cool marble of the bar-top. he should probably be trying to kill her, given their history, but he’s not really in the mood. if she keeps her hands to herself? he’ll do the same.
“ ever considered that maybe it’s just your taste that’s shit? ”
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he'd be sitting as he watch the world collapse 🕴🏻

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(The Umbrellas are gathered around a broken coffee pot) Five: So…who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Victor: I did. I broke- Five: No, you didn’t. Diego? Diego: Don’t look at me. Look at Luther. Luther: What? I didn’t break it. Diego: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Luther: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Diego: (leans in towards Luther) Suspicious.
Umbrella Ben: If it matters - probably not - but Klaus was the last one to use it.
Klaus: Liar! I don’t even drink that shit!
Umbrella Ben: Oh, really? Then what we’re you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Klaus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Ben!
Allison: Okay, okay! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Five!
Five: No! Who broke it?!
Luther: Five…Lila’s been awfully quiet.
Lila: REALLY?
Luther: Yeah! Really.
Lila: Oh, my god!
(Everyone starts fighting except Five)
Five (to camera): I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict five minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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#protect at all costs
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FREDDY CARTER Photographed by Jack Alexander For Grumpy Magazine
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socdaily:
Describe your character in Season 2 in one word
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constance.
“i for one am incredibly excited to see my students,” constance admits, teeming with excitement and smiles over the edge of a porcelain tea cup, dainty flower patterns aswirl on the sides. “i have the perfect opening assignment. two words: group, projects — isn’t it divine?” // @arcanasstarters
“ nothing screams ‘ i wish you the worst ’ more than group projects first thing after break. ” ansem replies easily, nose scrunched as he dumps more sugar than tea into his own cup. then comes the honey, and then a crumbled up biscotti tops off the egregious concoction. “ are you sure you like your students? no judgement... i’m happy to be back, but i also would have been just as happy continuing to sleep in until noon and catching up on my soaps. ”
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( CHRIS WOOD, 30, HE/THEY ) class is in session for ANSEM WARBECK. their resume says they’re a WITCH and they’ve been teaching MENTAL MAGIC at the academy for FOUR YEARS. records show that they’re a HOUSE AQUIS alumni. we wish them good luck in the new school year. | c, 29, ast, she/her.
BIOGRAPHY
— * | ansem warbeck is the oldest child of ragnor and celena warbeck. he has a twin brother named arson and while they are identical, they couldn’t be more different. both ragnor and celena are influential members of the magical community and always prided themselves on having a stellar reputation. stellar isn’t quite so stellar though; they are morally gray and known for being pretty... questionable. they never get into dark magic themselves, but their family has profited heavily from it over the years. ( think … war profiteers, i guess. they never get their hands dirty but they have plenty of blood money ). arson is the dutiful son, the good son, and ansem’s always been the disappointment who couldn’t live up to their expectations. yet somehow, when his mother needs a ride to appointments, or wants to spend four hours on the phone complaining about the neighbours, it’s his door she’s knocking down. ( if you’ve seen arrested development? he’s very much the michael bluth of the family. )
ansem was never good at doing what he was told and rebelled against the behaviours his parents tried to ingrain in him. he never listened, always liked to do his own thing, and never bought into the whole ‘pureblood supremacy’ thing that they tried to drill into his head. so what if they came from an old witch family? magic was magic. he figured if you could do it, you were just as good as anyone else. ( his family disagreed. ) he and his brother both started arcanas together, though his brother was in flarion. did ansem purposely try to avoid taking the same classes as arson to avoid being compared? yes. was it entirely successful? eh. his brother was naturally capable, came by things easily, and fear of never measuring up like he had in his own home made ansem veer off into the opposite direction.
personality wise, ansem is sharp, sarcastic, and doesn’t have a high tolerance for people. the list of people he dislikes is longer than those he likes. he likes to have a good laugh ( sometimes at the expense of others ) and isn’t one to take on responsibility. ironic, given he’s now teaching at the school he used to go to. for someone as intelligent as he is, he does the least amount of work possible and does well but never really exceeds his own expectations. he’s incredibly lazy and can usually be found snacking or napping around the school. how did he become a housemaster, you might ask? he likes to think it started off as a punishment but became something he was... surprisingly good at? as much as he finds people annoying, he’s incredibly empathetic which makes him a decent teacher and mentor type figure.
shortly after graduation he worked as a for hire curse breaker. if there was a hex you couldn’t undo, or a curse on your family name, he was the guy you called to fix it. he was good too. it was only after a curse backfired and nearly killed him that he got scared and backed out of it. the fear was greater than the love he had. arcanas was safe, a reminder of good days (and far far away from his family) so he was happy to ya yeet out of the real world. less than a year after graduation, he was enrolled at a magical college and eventually became a mental magic teacher where he has been teaching for four years.
though a stable career he might have, a stable love life he does not. he met his wife aria when they were both students; they started as friends, two people who had feelings but weren’t quite sure when or how they’d explore them. they were only technically together for 3 months by the time graduation rolled around and it was his own failures, an inability to commit, that saw them breaking up. by the time his graduation rolled around two years later they were seeing each other again — one drunk hook-up leading to another, and another, and then another — and they did long distance shortly after he graduated and started curse breaking. he was away a lot, never in one place for very long, so it was difficult... but he knew that she was the one. a near death experience didn’t prompt a proposal... it simply sped up the timeline. they were married shortly after, and things were incredible for 2 years. what happened after that, you might ask? great question. a big fight splintered things, leaving them separated and barely speaking. over the next few years they get back together, break up, get back together, and break up again, so many times it probably makes the people who know them well’s head spin. right now they’re still off, technically, because they agreed after the last split that if they get back together again? it’s the last hurrah. the last try, before they call it quits for good. they’re very much soulmates as far as ansem is considered but getting out of their own heads, or their own way, hasn’t exactly been the easiest.
he’s been teaching mental magic at arcanas academy for four years, so connections can be assumed with other staff members and students !! he’s also been the housemaster for aquis, who he refers to as his water demons, so that’s opportunities for connections too! there’s also a 99% chance he calls all of his students by pokemon names. sorry not sorry. his default reaction to most things is panic, so, uh, be prepared for a little meltdown for flavor before he tries to help you with any of life’s greatest problems.
— * | BASICS !
NAME: — ansem valcour warbeck.
NICKNAME(S): — ansem.
PRONOUNS: —he/him.
AGE/DOB: — thirty / july 25
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: — bisexual.
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: — biromantic.
ETHNICITY: — caucasian.
NATIONALITY: — british.
HOMETOWN: — manchester, uk.
EDUCATION: — he previously attended arcanas, aquis house, and took the college courses to become a teacher/professor.
—* | PERSONALITY !
STAR SIGN: — leo.
PERSONALITY TYPE: — ESTP.
ALIGNMENT: — chaotic neutral.
PHOBIA(S): — enclosed spaces, clowns, snakes.
VICE(S): — cynicism, impatience, vindictiveness, spitefulness.
VIRTUE(S): — accountability, candor, realism, honesty, loyalty.
— * | RELATIONS !
PARENT(S): — ragnor and celena warbeck.
SIBLING(S): — arson warbeck ( identical twin brother. )
SIGNIFICANT OTHER(S): — married to aria kongthai
— * | PHYSICAL !
FACECLAIM: — chris wood.
HEIGHT: — 6'0.
EYE COLOR: — brown.
HAIR COLOR: — brown.
GLASSES/CONTACTS: — he has reading glasses but you’ll never see him wear them.
TATTOOS: — n/a.
PIERCINGS: — n/a.
SCARS: — jagged scar across his collarbone.
— * | MEDICAL !
ALLERGIES: — shellfish.
SMOKING/ALCOHOL/DRUGS: — former smoker. he hasn’t had a cigarette in approx. 112 days. this counter will likely reset many times. he drinks more than he should. no drug use.
DIAGNOSES: — undiagnosed adhd, likely somewhere on the autism spectrum because i definitely do not know how to write a NT character.
BLOOD TYPE: — universal donor.
— * | AESTHETICS
NEATLY TRIMMED BEARD, LAZY SMIRKS, SARCASTIC QUIPS. THE MICHAEL BLUTH. REAL LIFE NATHAN DRAKE. BLEEDS COFFEE NOT BLOOD. UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH TEEN MAGAZINE QUIZZES.
— * | CONNECTIONS
students with an aptitude for mental magic that he provides additional / advanced work for to challenge them. (0/2).
students who need extra help in one or more of the aspects of his curriculum. this would include after hours help, extra assignments, or one on one attention if they were struggling with concepts (0/4)
students that give him a hard time in class for one reason or another. could be people who sleep in class, talk back, distract others, etc. (0/??).
the unholy trinity: fellow teachers who like to get together and be chaotic, gossip about their students, and forget they’re not seventeen anymore bc they’re fucking idiots who like to troll (0/2).
fellow teachers who like to get together and drink wine after stressful days, or just when they feel like it tbh. (0/???)
a rival/enemy from when he was @ arcanas who now also works at arcanas. he can’t remember why they don’t like each other but he’s dedicated to the feud. it’s petty, he knows, but he sucks at admitting he’s wrong. (0/1)
childhood friend. fellow witches who would have hung around people who were haughty and thought they were better than everyone else. ansem’s parents thought they were hot shit so maybe their parents felt the same. they both rebelled against what their parents wanted for them and it bonded them. (0/1)
partner in crime. (30 years old) this person was very different from ansem. different species, a little more serious, the kind of person you wouldn’t expect to be friends with him. they’re probably the only reason ansem even passed his exams, forced to study, and he forced this friend to actually have fun and live a little. they’re still close but maybe fell out of touch over the years. this person would be new to arcanas as a staff member, or teacher, but would be an alumnus preferably from house aquis but could be any.
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#( musings )#ft.#( jude )#baby you're a haunted house + jude#// i will never unsee this now#// i love it
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