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If you ever wonder why authors get annoyed at certain kinds of reviews, particularly those about updating, just imagine your mother saying the same thing about your room.

“You updated!” = “You cleaned your room!”: Pleasantly surprised. This one’s okay.

“You finally updated” = “You finally cleaned your room” Wow, thanks a lot mom. See if I clean it again if you’re going to be so passive-aggressive about it.

“Please update.” = “Please clean your room.” I literally just did.

“When are you going to update?” = “When are you going to clean your room?” Oh my fucking god, mom, let it go.

And when you get it from a dozen different people, over and over and over again, it’s like your mother continuously nagging you about chores that either don’t need to be done or that you just did, like, an hour ago.

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Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

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So in the Witch Sai AU Sakura is a princess warrior...

Kakashi didn't find her, she found Kakashi and stuck to him. She was lost and only knew she had to fight to survive in this magical forest. So when little Sakura spotted this big wolf whose first instinct wasn't to attack her, she had to follow him.

Kakashi then was a bit of a rebel/lone wolf and had left his pack, but was living with a warrior tribe, offering them protection in exchange of shelter and food. He arrives with this girl getting on his nerves and not knowing what else to do and hands her to the leader, Tsunade, to take care of her.

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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Been feeling this over the most inconsequential stuff

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knock knock

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Newww bumper stickers i love how these came out 🦇🐺

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The fact that Aperture Science canonically has a gender-neutral, polyamory-friendly partnership policy isn't a joke about Cave Johnson being inexplicably pro-queer. It's because their corporate medical plan allows them to experiment on your spouse. More spouses means more test subjects. That's the joke.

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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

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THE MUMMY RETURNS 2001, dir. Stephen Sommers

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Horse figure of the day: Peter Stone "Bristol"

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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

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