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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke
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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.
🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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Wait I'm one of the like top most reposted tumblrs on reddit and facebook?? "Curated tumblr" type communities share my posts like every other day? That's been a thing for years?!
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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
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“Do Not Draw The Corner Sun”
For some reason i got inspired by something that somebody said me when I was child; Do not draw the sun in the corner.
I tried to capture that basic concept of how kids draw - grass near the bottom, birds in the sky and sun in the corner - and make it more stylish. : D
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yeah i’ve genuinely never watched it. idk why it just… never vibed with me idk
You don't like watching murderers and superdetectives thinking very very hard at each other while dramatic piano music plays in the background? Each to their own I guess.
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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on one level he knows star trek is fiction but its like hes realizing he wont get his letter from hogwarts all over again
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