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It's funny. The marauders all ended up having horrible, tragic endings.

And it's literally because of their own horrible actions. Particularly to Severus Snape

James Potter? The first to abuse Severus. The first to die. Because Severus heard the prophecy and told Voldemort.

That led to Sirius Black being sent to Azkaban. And then getting killed later on in the second war. Because Voldemort targeted Harry. Again, because of that prophecy.

Peter Petigrew? Betrayed his friends, because he was the secret keeper. Because of the fucking prophecy. Ended up having to hide for 12 years as a rat, and was killed by his master.

Remus Lupin? Struggled because he was a werewolf. Lost the job at hogwarts because Severus told people he was a werewolf and for good reason because Remus was endangering people. Died in that second war that happened mostly to kill Harry Potter because of that fucking prophecy.

The prophecy that Severus Snape brought to Voldemort.

Severus Snape, who may never have become a death eater if the Marauders hadn't tormented him. Maybe he was naturally inclined to them, perhaps, but the Marauders, who were literally doing the same things as the wannabe death eaters guaranteed he made it there.

They created their own downfall, and dragged Severus with them too.

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Cinder and Blood - L.Muller

If you think you know the story of Cinderella of how she attended the ball and captured the attention of the prince… think again.

There were no fairy godmothers, no pumpkin carriages, and no glass slippers.

There was only blood.

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Synopsis:

Every hundred years, a new vampire king is crowned and hosts a kingdom-wide ball where he is to choose a mortal woman to sire an heir. It is enforced on each noble family to send one of their daughters to attend the ball.

After her father’s death, Elle became a maid to her cruel stepmother and stepsisters. But when word of the upcoming ball reaches the ears of the Clandestine family, Lady Clandestine forms a plan that will keep her daughters out of the clutches of the vampire king: send Elle in their place, disguised as a noble.

For what are the chances that the vampire king will choose her? And if he does, he will never know she is but a common maid. However, if he finds out…the punishment will be deadly.

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Read it here:

AnyStories: https://www.anystories.app/stories/661d148b83262abb82ac783c/cinder-and-blood

ReadInk: https://m.readink.app/stories/661d148b83262abb82ac783c/cinder-and-blood

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My daughters first words were “Fus Ro Dah" 

I was blown away

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Hogwarts Legacy Mc would have Voldemort biting the curb in 3 mins flat

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yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

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OMINIS GAUNT

Y'all ever look at somebody and be like "I'll let you do whatever tf you wanna do to me"

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The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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It makes sense now

i’m sorry

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WB giving me more Slytherin boys to fall in love with

I finally know what my type is:

It's literally just angsty Slytherins Compelling characters with great arc

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You know the HL brainrot's real when you accidentally say 'Merlin's Beard!' with your whole chest in the middle of a 30 person strong work meeting 😬

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Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

or anything really

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I animated my favorite scene from John Wick 4.

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I just recently read your cursed fic and omg I would love to give you kudos on here too as well as your AO3 <3 amazing story i binged read it and now im full of emotions!

Awww thank you so much!! Your comment made my day!! 😁😁

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The Walking Dead characters as quotes from the quotes channel on Discord (Ft. Y/N!) PT 1

Glenn: what about the swim team of the Military?

Carl: I am neither man nor robot, I am stupid

Negan, to Rick: FUCK YOU, AND I'LL SEE YOU IN 30 MINUTES

Y/N: why don't people cover their weapons in dirt, so that even if they don't kill them the first time they get and infection and die? Daryl: Daryl: *starts covering his knife in dirt*

Carl: run. run, or you'll be a lot shorter.

Y/N, to Negan: you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet

Negan: I get to annoy Rick until Michonne gets here!

Carl: if you touch my sausages there will be a hammer war

Rick: the lack of evidence constitutes the evidence of lackin

Enid: Shrek sucks Carl: die

Y/N: the creature is up to mischief!

Daryl: Y/N only bites when they're ticked off Y/N: speak for yourself

Rick: I trust you! Carl: no you don't Y/N: no you don't Rick: No I don't

Carl: every plant is edible at least once

Michonne: Rick would be a good German Shepherd Negan: Rick is a Chihuahua Rick: I'm sorry WHAT

Negan: I love murdering people! don't take that out of context. CARL, DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT-

Glenn: Y/N, you love violence. you know what to do.

Carl: honestly, now that I think about it, we should've said 'God save the Queen' more

Y/N: I'm on my 3rd family because of walkers

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the impact of sexy 40+ year old men in zombie apocalypse based television shows needs to be studied in schools . . .

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Cant believe the same mf who came up w criminal minds also created teen wolf