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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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✨ 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓼 ✨
Prythian’s own Mother of all Mothers - Lady Death, Queen of Queens, the ✨ Nesta Archeron ✨
No reposts without permission and do not use this art for anti content.
Characters belong to SJM. @nestaarcheronweek
Artist: Palsonart
Commissioner: Misery.Reads
IG post can be found here.
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Two things I think are important to acknowledge about children and young teen lit
1) What they do well in the sense of literature/craft (usually it’s pacing, hooks, interesting characters)
2) What areas are sacrificed to make them different from adult literature and consumable by children (usually it’s elaborate prose and certain complex topics or character traits)
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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Star Trek: The Original Series 1x23 | A Taste of Armageddon
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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.
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Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs
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Giulia Maria Belli: L'Alcove du serpent.
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🦋 every single choice will affect your fate, and the fate of those around you 🦋
(redraw of these)
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Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun
2018
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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