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may i request a dirk and sollux. (non ship)

priorities.

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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OBVIOUSLY they had to get married in front of the rocket. ignore gordon's baby bump consuming nova's torso

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I feel like chatgpt came around and everyone immediately forgot what they were doing to get stuff done before. like writing centers, extensions, extra help, templates, office hours, beta readers, random generators, and art and writing prompts have all existed for ages. even if you were cheating there's always been sparknotes, photomath, copying, paying someone else to do it, faking that your grandma died, and whatever. all of that stuff is more reliable and doesn't fuck over the planet. and you might actually learn something

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why is it that reading books is consistently so much better than every other method of getting breakthroughs. like gordon is usually able to get at LEAST two per novel.

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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

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gordon's cousin latisha, now a child, came over, so he got to meet her :o) she's mean so she started yelling at him eventually but they got along nice for a bit

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when im president of the world, everyone ever will get one of these