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Phil is not on fire 8

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i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

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me: i want to die

me: oh no what if my friends get worried

me: i want to die™

me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’

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What did Americans do because of the Stamp Act? They licked the British

(my spelling in primary school lmao)

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This one is really bad 😂 Why did Columbus cross the ocean? To get to the other tide

omfg MEEE

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What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? It can’t sit down 🗽

she got a sore butt

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony😂

omfg

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Libertea ☕️

ayyyyyyyyyyy

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What was King Arthur’s favorite game? Knights and crosses ❌⭕️

knights hehehehee

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What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance 🙄😂

omfg thats my kind of dance

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Why was the King a foot tall? Because he was a ruler👑

im cryin

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How did Vikings communicate at sea? By Norse code😂

omfg norse code 

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I'm going all out history puns bc I know you love history

ur my fave <3

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What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life

omg

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things girls do that i love:

become active primarily at night

have soft, thin, waxy black wings

use echolocation to find prey

eat over a thousand bugs in one hour

live in large groups in dark damp caves

go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters

some of them drink blood which fucking rules

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some songs that will turn 10 years old in 2017:

apologize - onerepublic

beautiful girls - sean kingston

love song - sara bareilles 

glamorous - fergie

shut up and drive - rihanna

this is why i’m hot - mims

how to save a life - the fray

no one - alicia keys

girlfriend - avril lavigne

bubbly - colbie calliat

crank dat - soulja boy tell ‘em

makes me wonder - maroon 5

don’t matter - akon

what i’ve done - linkin park

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Rename the Netherlands to Dutchland