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Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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The difference between my prodigal son and I is that he Needs to interfere in order to make every situation about him. Whereas I am already enmeshed in all things naturally
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just remembered that no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
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sick to death of everyone being rail thin and wearing their hair in a slicked back bun. this summer and forever i'm all about big thighs big boobs big butts and perhaps most importantly big hair
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Chappell Roan is for [describes a person that is so specifically OP's ex that you could doxx them by association]
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username "unwellpervert" bio "fucked and doomed" = normal person
username "ThatDerpingGent" bio "spicy memelord extraordinaire" = neurotoxic threat display
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I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, l making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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