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what do red pandas even do

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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

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tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

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In preparation for the Ides of March, please take one (1) knife.

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There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

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being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook

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this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

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You’ve heard of the Sweet Summer Child

But are you ready for the Salty Winter Adult

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