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time traveller who considers themself to be a serial killer because they count every timeline that resulted in the deaths of people they care about as an irrevocable consequence of their choices
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fmamu · 10 months
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Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life
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fmamu · 10 months
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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
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fmamu · 10 months
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"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom
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fmamu · 10 months
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it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul
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fmamu · 10 months
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god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand
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#He’s just like me fr fr
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fmamu · 10 months
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Andrew Minyard is black cat but Neil Josten is not golden retriever. Neil Josten is a cat that thinks he’s a dog. A feral cat that you find on the street and take in that just comes and goes as pleases and leaves dead animals on your porch and thinks that playing is scratching you to shreds. Black cat/orange cat.
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fmamu · 10 months
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hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you 
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fmamu · 10 months
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officer i'm going to argue with you and say i know what a blood alcohol content of .08% feels like and this isn't it. and by the way i am carrying a gun
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fmamu · 10 months
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If reincarnation is real I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to their own music they made in a different life and read books they don't remember writing
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fmamu · 10 months
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“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive
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