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Hey why are kids going INTO circus babys entertainment and rentals
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Henry is transgender
Edwin and Henry fucked and Henry and William fucked within the span of a few days
If Henry released two eggs, he could have a baby by each of them
In the silver eyes Charlie has a twin
David Murray and Dave Afton are the same child, and he is Charlie's twin. Dave is Williams child and charie is Edwin's child
William Afton is drunk driving just before midnight motorist and hits Dave with his car. Charlie sees it so he kills her because he HATES her he HATES Edwin he wants Henry for HIMSELF and also he doesn't want her to snitch
Dave survives being hit with a car and he SAW Charlie die, but he misunderstood in shadows that the puppet killed her.
Edwin wasn't watching Dave when he got hit by the car so he loses custody of Dave and Henry isn't capable of taking care of him after Charlie's death so Dave goes to William and that's why Mike bullies him
That's also why he's so sad, he just lost both of his parents and his sister and is now with some weird absent scary guy and his bully son
Something something hospital room? Eh? Eh? Hit by a car 馃殫
The secret of the mimic is that William hit his son with his car. And that everyone is gay
#fnaf#five nights at freddys#fnaf theories#william afton#henry emily#marionette fnaf#michael afton#the puppet fnaf#cc fnaf#crying child fnaf#dave afton fnaf#dave afton#edwin murray#charlie emily#charlie fnaf#the mimic
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Updating this with a theory: You can add more souls to your animatronic for extra power, but too many souls sacrifices stability. This is why golden freddy is so crazy powerful.
I can't believe in the week before these kids apparently seem okay with doubling up on souls in animatronics, like, ON PURPOSE. are they serious?? If I was one of those souls and the rest of my friends wanted to put a FRESH CORPSE in my animatronic I'd be like holy fucking shit guys I smell so bad already
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I have no quarrel and we are all holding hands but besties....
[bong rip] I think that people that believe Andrew is in the games fundementally misunderstand fnaf. I understand how tempting it is to slot in the books when man in room 1280 has Afton being tormented by a vengeful spirit but this is FNAF!!! and they just told us that in a book!!!!!!!!!!! When has anything ever been that easy???????? Andrew was spoonfed to us but we had to SOLVE THE LOGBOOK to get Cassidy's name! Andrew is a hint!! To let us know APPROXIMATELY what is going in ultimate custom night!
I know it's so much easier if Andrew just slots in but WHEN HAS ANYTHING EVER JUST SLOTTED IN?
Like guys we have to DIG to get this story........
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[bong rip] I think that people that believe Andrew is in the games fundementally misunderstand fnaf. I understand how tempting it is to slot in the books when man in room 1280 has Afton being tormented by a vengeful spirit but this is FNAF!!! and they just told us that in a book!!!!!!!!!!! When has anything ever been that easy???????? Andrew was spoonfed to us but we had to SOLVE THE LOGBOOK to get Cassidy's name! Andrew is a hint!! To let us know APPROXIMATELY what is going in ultimate custom night!
I know it's so much easier if Andrew just slots in but WHEN HAS ANYTHING EVER JUST SLOTTED IN?
Like guys we have to DIG to get this story........
#fnaf#five nights at freddys#i have no idea how to keep this post away from people that like andrew im so sorry. i dont inow the tagging system
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AFTON IS ABLE TO AFFORD THE BUNKER BECAUSE ALL OF HIS MONEY AUTOMATICALLY GETS CONVERTED INTO WILLIAM DOLLARS........ You could hand him ONE dollar (FOUR quarters) and he would have one WILLIAM dollars or 4 WILLIAM QUARTERS......... OF COURSE......
#HOW COULD WE HAVE NOT SEEN#fnaf#five nights at freddys#fnaf theories#william afton#one william dollars
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A youtuber (the unwithered truth I think) had a take in his reboot video that Susie died very hungry :((((( that would be so terrible 馃槶 I would feed her. I hate Afton
Isnt it so fucked up that chica hungers. Like have we sat to think about that at all? Why is Susie still hungry. That's so scary and sad.
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If I was an animatronic I would not stop dancing once the day was done and they would have to put me down馃憞 there is music! In my heart
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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Squilliam Afton
In spongebob I think that squilliam is gayer for squid Edward than squid edward (they call him squidward) is for him. Much like normal William and irresponsable henry. Both Normal and Squid William define their lives in opposition to the more creative man they are in love with, and Squid William also would totally kill squidwards daughter outside the restaurant and then drunk drive away
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In spongebob I think that squilliam is gayer for squid Edward than squid edward (they call him squidward) is for him. Much like normal William and irresponsable henry. Both Normal and Squid William define their lives in opposition to the more creative man they are in love with, and Squid William also would totally kill squidwards daughter outside the restaurant and then drunk drive away
#fnaf#five nights at freddys#william afton#henry emily#squidward#squilliam fancyson#SpongeBob SquarePants#spongebob
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I can't believe in the week before these kids apparently seem okay with doubling up on souls in animatronics, like, ON PURPOSE. are they serious?? If I was one of those souls and the rest of my friends wanted to put a FRESH CORPSE in my animatronic I'd be like holy fucking shit guys I smell so bad already
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Also from her voice she was absolutely tiny and you can tell that Afton wasn't paying any attention to her
Elizabeth Afton was not a brat by the way
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Elizabeth Afton was not a brat by the way
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Isnt it so fucked up that chica hungers. Like have we sat to think about that at all? Why is Susie still hungry. That's so scary and sad.
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I know phone guy recorded his first message before they started attacking him/before he knew how bad it was but I really like to think he's just an animatronic apologist. They're kicking his ass and he's like 'if I smelled that bad I'd kick my ass too'
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In my Susie era (my dog died鈽癸笍)
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