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I have to be cause I get caught outside with Lucy too much. If I'm not careful and post gay shinanigans at full force people will start thinking I'm straight Eric.

That's a fate worse then death.

would you believe I still exist

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....nnnnnnno. no I'm pretty sure you're a figment of my imagination.

There's no way a real person is that dang gorgeous. Sry. That's the trueth.

would you believe I still exist

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Ya ever been, as the saying goes “drunk as a skunk” Keith?

Mh....I don't think i've ever been THAT drunk before.

Maybe a little tipsy- small body can't handle large portions of alcohol well so I gotta watch what i'm drinking- Pico can drink anyone under the table though! or....at least i think thats how the saying goes.

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(ooc: Are creepypasta or horror mod characters canon in this blog?)

(Ooc: Yeah! this blog is basically part of a huge au me and my friends made i've been referring to as Fnfverse, where The Eyes from the spookymonth series is a crazy batshit mf and tears universal holes in places, and causes all these mods as they get made to end up in the same universe. So prty much all mods are canon here so long as i've actually seen them lol!)

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How annoying is Captain to you?

Only sometimes. If i'm dating Pico I have to get along with his dad of course.

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Any idea why everyone called Kapi a wolf at one point? He’s a cat and has always been a cat, right?

He's a cat to me.

Cat boy says nya~ lololol

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I saw the edibles thing. Are you legit willing to rap battle someone while high as a kite?

Yes? Lmao what kind of question is that, I barely hesitated when offered a cig from Garcello.

I'm scared as shit half the time I do anything since fights come out of nowhere, but I get to have weed night sometimes and its really chill.

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Herb cookie? I checked the Cookie Run wiki. Just normal herbs, not the drug kind of herbs. Sorry Keith.

Laaaaaaaaaame.

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buckle up pal you're about to rap battle herb cookie from hit game cookie run

herb....cookie?

like...like weed?

i wouldn't be opposed to doing some edibles- i wonder if i have anyone who would spend the night with me and some edibles- rap battler come at me tho!~

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Did you know that blue fire is actually hotter than the usual orange fire?

tssss

you hear that future challengers?

thats the sound of my sick blue fire beats BITCH.

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Ever rap battled a dragon? Random question I know.

Random awnser, yes- but not one any of you probably know.

he claimed he was a dragon in a lizards body and I thought that was dope and fought him.

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Please dont attempt that around me- as loud as I'm sure you could be into the mic like that I dont know if my heart can take another scare like that...

Fun fact: Snakes actually don't unhinge their jaw to eat. The front part of a snakes lower jaw isn't connect by bone and is instead held together by a stretchy piece of skin. This allows them to open their mouths extremely wide by kind of pulling the two lower jaw bones apart.

Huh. I wonder if I can do that... I don’t exactly have bones. I don’t think, at least

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damn keith. you're getting ass from like 4 different people. you sure you're not some kinda descendant of cupid?

Ahaha....

He sweats and glances down at his feet. With his parents being...what they are. He might have had a little cupid in him. But he didn't like talking about it.

M-maybe. I wouldn't know. I forgot to ask.

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Favorite animal?

Dog-

No wait cat-

Fuck. Parrots are dope.

Idk man.

Animals good. All baby.

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You ever heard of Penis music? I think that’s a thing that exists it is just a phrase I think about a lot

He shoves some headphones in his ears as he types in the music...

...I wonder if Cap would like this kind of music.

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Do you like to watch movies? If so, what’s your fav, or what movies do ya recommend?

High school musical is a fun dopey movie I watch with my girlfriend all the time.

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Some people ship ya with the bomb man, or maybe it’s an alternate universe or somethin? I dunno really!

Can't say i've met another me whos in love with Whitty. The Whitty I know is very dedicated to his Robot Boyfriend and Lovely girlfriend.