Philza your strat does not work for me | she/her | cora
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so, as you can see— okay. first— okay. alright, nevermind- it says dreamnotfound- okay— ANYWAY— okay, that was- that’s part of the mod, but- okay, that- that’s pa- that’s- that’s- thats- ...okay, that’s actually not part of the mod, that’s part of... *inhale* okay, i didn’t do that. i didn’t do that, that’s- that’s all... that’s all i have to say, i didn’t do that, okay, i’m... whatever— i’m— moving on. *inhale* anyway, um... so— *laughs* okay. whatever. ANYWAY— okay— okay.
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if i see "las nevadas is a found family" one more time im gonna lose it 😭 none of them even want to be there except quackity thats not a found family thats a kidnapping
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Fundy's mind
Warning: horror, derealization







Well this took a long time.
This is an experimental thing I'm trying out, sorry if the quality got messed up 😅 Text is from the 30/03/2021 book from Fundy's mind (thank you Dream SMP wiki editors for documenting all books in the SMP)
Reblogs are appreciated!
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when the ex-fiance that left you at the altar revives your dead dad who severely traumatized you and blew up your home country ahaha just quirky things
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breaking news: old man finds out his son was more gatekeepy than initially thought, more at 11
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gay person version of superbowl is coming back may 29th!
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dream and quackity have many things in common but the strongest one is their ability to never shut up about george

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i appreciate the evolution of tommy’s stream titles from shit like “BIG MAN IS BACK” to “depressed” or “alone” and now straight up “Breaking into Prison to Kill Dream.” no more of that one word adjective shit, we got a location, an objective, and a green man to kill, buckle up motherfuckers.
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This feels like when your little brother goes into your room and is just touching your shit and your just in bed staring at him
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so, you’re telling me this isn’t basically what happened at the banquet

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