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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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me and the followers i pulled by being annoying about things i like

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This tweet makes me feel things, and I don’t know how to process it

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Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

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beautiful women with cute names like "google" and "pay pal" keep sliding into my email inbox to tell me about their updated terms of service

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!