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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures

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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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i both love/hate whenever i'm having a dream and it involves going to the movies. at first it's fun because i'm with my friends/partners and we're laughing all confused by the commercials at the beginning: like the "McDonald's Beef Stroganoff Burger" or the *2D animated* remake of Finding Nemo in which Ursula from The Little Mermaid punches the shit out of the manta ray. after a certain point though, the "movie" starts and it's more like a theme park ride, and i'm somehow tilting my head upwards to see the edge of the movie set peaking through the walls of the theater.

Stage 3 of the movie-going dream is suddenly being in the world of the movie. Stage 4 is when you think you've woken up so you check your phone and people on Discord are talking about a Minecraft mod that... recreates content from the movie you just dreamed about.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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i both love/hate whenever i'm having a dream and it involves going to the movies. at first it's fun because i'm with my friends/partners and we're laughing all confused by the commercials at the beginning: like the "McDonald's Beef Stroganoff Burger" or the *2D animated* remake of Finding Nemo in which Ursula from The Little Mermaid punches the shit out of the manta ray. after a certain point though, the "movie" starts and it's more like a theme park ride, and i'm somehow tilting my head upwards to see the edge of the movie set peaking through the walls of the theater.

Stage 3 of the movie-going dream is suddenly being in the world of the movie. Stage 4 is when you think you've woken up so you check your phone and people on Discord are talking about a Minecraft mod that... recreates content from the movie you just dreamed about.

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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let's get one thing clear. estrogen would not save berdly. it would make her equally as annoying in a completely different way. being able to call herself a gamer girl would unlock unfathomable power of annoyance. she'd use japanese honorifics and pronounce all of them wrong. she would unironically say "passoid."

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this moment from @snapscube's Half-Life playthrough ft. @sophiebaybey has lived in my head rent-free for weeks

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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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