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the m in mpreg stands for Mengele.
RIP Dirlewanger, you would've shown these collective shout bitches their place 😔
RIP Mengele, we would've had Mpreg by now if you were still alive 😔
RIP Goering, you would've loved online cat videos 😔
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wait. no. that's socialist... he'll hug you and steal a small item from your person.
rewatched old realicide stuff and lowkey came when i saw this
darwinism hugs,..
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damn. people like this.
okay so i think we all collectively agree darwinism is the top 1% of chads that everyone is competing for. he's one of the hottest men ever.
rewatched old realicide stuff and lowkey came when i saw this
darwinism hugs,..
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if you're a trans guy on your period just remember your body is doing all this simply because it's desperate for mpreg starring you
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I want to experience this but not in a lesbian way
do lesbians ever get carpet burn on their pussy
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yeah. he's gonna strangle you with affection.
rewatched old realicide stuff and lowkey came when i saw this
darwinism hugs,..
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would also goon to pinapplecakes version of the post. i think a lot of swerfs vastly underestimate how vast peoples kinks are . there are certainly osha compliant kinks.
im thinking of jobs that involve contact with the private area. doctors, beauty salons, tattooist/piercer. they all wear gloves and work in sterile environments, also the worker is clothed.
im thinking of jobs that involve saliva. also doctors, covid test stations. again, sterile environment, worker is clothed, probably even wearing a mask, and gloves.
im thinking of jobs where the worker has to get naked. actors and actresses, models. they are at least supposed to have a coach on set and an agent supporting their safety.
none of this is implemented in prostitution and never will be because it destroys the illusion of it being about sex and not money and power exerted through it. sex cant be regulated or professionalised and thats beside the point that with all possible regulations it is still unwanted sex.
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I don't really have an argument against this because i don't like how sex work exists currently, but i did however get aroused by that description so i'm reblogging it here. Though, imo, prostitution, if it was somehow done in a vaccume without pimps, coercion, lack of worker protections, would not be unwanted sex. it would be sex that is wanted on the condition they're paid, people often have terms and conditions for having sex, and i think those terms can involve money.
I'd actually be way more aroused by a woman with a face shield giving me a handjob with gloves on while I wear a condom than I would normal sex. That sounds waaayyy more erotic. especially if she's in some sort of uniform that obscures her figure.
I would love to have the most sterile, clinical sex while they chastised me for needing relief and edged me until a few minutes from the very end. at the end it was ensured i had the weakest, most pathetic orgasm i could so that none of it got on me or her.
I'd squirm and whimper as they ran a sterile pad over my genitals after. i'd hand them the cash and then stumble to get up .
If i had the money , a penis, and sex work was just this and it wouldn't go to a pimp and is everything described in prevs "ethical sex work" i would pay 600 dollars(minimum) for an hour of that tbh. (probably more considering bdsm requires aftercare and that should be paid, too).
I think a lot of guys who are into dominatrix shit would pay for that, too.
im thinking of jobs that involve contact with the private area. doctors, beauty salons, tattooist/piercer. they all wear gloves and work in sterile environments, also the worker is clothed.
im thinking of jobs that involve saliva. also doctors, covid test stations. again, sterile environment, worker is clothed, probably even wearing a mask, and gloves.
im thinking of jobs where the worker has to get naked. actors and actresses, models. they are at least supposed to have a coach on set and an agent supporting their safety.
none of this is implemented in prostitution and never will be because it destroys the illusion of it being about sex and not money and power exerted through it. sex cant be regulated or professionalised and thats beside the point that with all possible regulations it is still unwanted sex.
#literally 1984#<- new tag for my weird antisex fetish#why am i writing smut about hypothetical ethical sex work
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rewatched old realicide stuff and lowkey came when i saw this
darwinism hugs,..
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Tired of transmasc feral dog aesthetic. Onto newer pastures, please!
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Okay well I am a retard and I am aroused by this

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@cum-s0ckz

put your wife in a headlock TODAY 🫵😁
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Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon (who came up with the idea at 15 and then had the project hijacked by a bunch of adults who exploited her for child labor 😭) in a Marie-Antoinette-inspired Ball Pit Queen outfit constructed by herself + me as Yugioh Robespierre, at the incredible post-cringe redemption that was Dashcon 2.
We did NOT plan this coincidence but once we realized it we did plan that little failed revolution quelled by Sir @strange-aeons at the Closing Ceremony!
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not fat enough imo. if i was using his thighs as earmuffs, his tummy wouldn't sit on my head, so he's not fat enough.
not even chubby imo.
false advertising .
he really is fat now tho ngl
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this feels like how i imagine negotiating a scene with him would go.
so cocky and queer 🙄
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