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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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me fr

cred: kendollisms on insta

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Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

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Maryland vs peta

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny