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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

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I say a lot of stuff on this blog about "play another game" and I really want people to understand what I mean about that. monopolies are bad. DnD has, through marketing and business decisions and luck and capital, dominated the entire hobby in a way that no other creative genre has ever seen before.

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I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times

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if you're learning how to cook or branching out or feel like you just are not a very good cook or can't cook at all it is so important to know that when experienced cooks say they're measuring with their heart they are lying to you. They are measuring with their intuition, instinct, and experience, all of which are built by following recipes (written or taught by family), experimenting a lot, or some combination of the two: no matter how they learned, they learned it through cooking way more than you have. If you're trying to cook based on instinct or the assumption that you should just be able to figure it out and you don't like how your food comes out or you don't know where to start, find recipes and follow them to the letter. There is nothing wrong with looking up how to scramble eggs or make a stir fry. It will make your cooking better and easier, I promise.

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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conservatives really wanna act like the “woke left” is winning the culture war or whatever when people are out here making basil and dorian brothers and casting white men to play heathcliff in 2024

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I wonder if you ever look at Lydia and she can see in your eyes that you accidentally killed her in a dozen alternate timelines and reloaded the saves.

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my biggest creative passion in life is ‘the project I’m not supposed to be working on right now’

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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

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an xbox one update bricked all the older model xbox ones and nobody noticed because nobody bought an xbox one and nobody who did still uses it

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a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell

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[ID: a tweet from Cartoon Network reading:

"Dancing in a swirl of golden memories…🍂🐸 A little gift from The Unknown to celebrate the 10th anniversary of #OvertheGardenWall. Stay tuned, wayward souls."

Attached is a short stop motion video, zooming in on Greg and Wirt's hats. The caption reads: "A Special Anniversary Celebration - Nov. 3."

Aardman quote-retweets, writing:

"Stay tuned… 🍂🐸"

Patrick McHale also quote-retweets, writing:

"Just a fun little thing to show our appreciation to fans of the series. Aardman plus Over the Garden Wall. Nov 3rd. More soon."

End ID.]

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.