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One time I told a girl I was hooking up with I thought she was wearing bras too tight and she asked me jokingly what size I thought she actually was so I gave an exact answer and she ended up getting remeasured the next week and it turns out turns out I was completely correct I felt like bra rain man
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barista post it doodles
#oh my goddd you unintentionally hit on one of my favorite songs waugh#CALLING OUT TO YOU FREE FALLING TO THE MOON#i love. do the damn series bby
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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars
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