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The romaaaance

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“Of all the people that Beau has flirted with, who do you think she would, like, get overwhelmed if they flirted back?”

“Yasha”

(AKA Beau blue screening after Yasha flirts with her. For @orphanmaker)

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Given Beau and Yasha’s affinity to let the other know how they feel about each other, (the hand holding, and the catching, and drinking together as they watch the rest of the group fuck up), it just dawned on me that we might not get a kiss yet. 

BECAUSE, when everything is quiet and the nein are given respite inside the dungeon/cavern they’re in, Beau comes up behind Yasha, wraps her tiny arms around her waist, rests her chin on Yasha’s arms and quietly says, “You make me feel safe too.”

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His tits aren't even that big

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my hot take

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GERASKEFER - A CHAOTIC TRIO

The Witcher - Rare Species (1x06) dir. Charlotte Brändström

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Death: “I put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral’.” 

Fury: “I put the ‘cute’ in ‘execute’.” 

War: “I put the ‘laughter’ in ‘slaughter’.”

Strife: “Well, I put the ‘ho’ in ‘horsemen’.” 

Death, Fury & War: 

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I’ve known her for all of 6 minutes but I know if anything bad happens to her, I’ll riot.

I had to gif her. 

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Comment by YT user: Ash Woods

“Traveling  'i  a fried-out carriage 

on a horse trail, pate full of carrion

 i met a strange lady, she made me nervous 

she took me  'i  and granted  me breakfast 

and she quoth

 doth thou cometh from a lande down under?

 where women glow and men plunder? 

canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder? 

thou better run, thou better take gild 

buying bread from a man  'i  brussels 

he was six-foot-four and full of muscle 

i quoth, "do thou speak-a mine language?"

 he just smiled and granted me a sandwich 

and he quoth 

I comenth from a lande down under 

where beer doth flow and men chunder 

canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder? 

thou better run, thou better take gild,

 ay lyin'  'i  a den  'i  bombay 

with a slack chap, and  not much to say 

i quoth to the man, "are thou trying to tempt me

 because i join from the land of plenty?" 

and he quoth, 

oh doth ye cometh from a lande down under?

 where women glow and men plunder?

canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder?

thou better run, thou better take gild.”

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Mosquitoes in a nutshell.

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This killed me on the spot

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Kiara wanted to see Miguel and Tulio as Arin and Dan from Game Grumps so here we go. :D

Dan & Phil + Watch Me Edit

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when your food is funny

{ Best of - Witcher TV series 2002 - part 44 }