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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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new series i'm workin on ~

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hi! so i’m a native, disabled, autistic, DID system and i’ve recently have been making steps to leave an abusive toxic household and move in with my life partner, and while i’ll be able to afford my month-to-month expenses once i get there, there’s a lot of one-time fees and purchases i need to make in preparation to do so, so i’ve decided to re-open my witchy commissions! any help/boosting is appreciated!

if you want to help out but can’t afford something, we can work out a price that works for you <3

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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hi! so i’m a native, disabled, autistic, DID system and i’ve recently have been making steps to leave an abusive toxic household and move in with my life partner, and while i’ll be able to afford my month-to-month expenses once i get there, there’s a lot of one-time fees and purchases i need to make in preparation to do so, so i’ve decided to re-open my witchy commissions! any help/boosting is appreciated!

if you want to help out but can’t afford something, we can work out a price that works for you <3

pricing and payment info is under the cut !

Keep reading

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suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

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with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

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its crazy how many people will reflexively blame teenagers for literally anything. i dont think the puriteens are instituting porn bans guys i think theyre fourteen. i dont think the teen girls on tiktok are 'reinventing gender roles' i think maybe , bear with me here, they're getting these gender roles, from some sort of Society, that they live in. why are people so intent on blaming teenagersx for everything dont they have it shitty enoguh arleady. they have to go high school

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we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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