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jesus no

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chaotic muppets interview

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I appreciate our bout photographer making me look like I actually had a chance to score some points during my two jams last weekend. LOL

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Green Day releasing an album like "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! WE HATE AMERICA AND WE ARE BISEXUAL!"

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Why do I take pictures like Billie Joe? LOL

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Tatiana Maslany wearing a shirt that says ‘SUPPORT TRANS FUTURES’ on it to promote She-Hulk for Marvel Studios and Disney, and therefore forcing them to have that on their social medias for the world to see, including who knows how many queer kids and their guardians, is fucking awesome and I thank her for that.

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I really want to do my Hawkeye number for March's All Ages Drag Brunch, but no kid is like, "My favorite Marvel character's Hawkeye!" LOL

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Jennery and Efia ending up in the same jail cell because they got drunk together then Jennery was like, "Welp, better go be a lawyer." seems like us...

My new D&D character’s mug shot made with picrew and photoshoped by my internet friend in real life @fontonascreen

I present Efia the grave cleric

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The fact that I got my picture taken with Elijah Wood two years ago at a con and did NOT point at him and yell, “FRODO!” before hand demonstrates the most self control I’ve ever had.

I’m not allowed to meet Elijah Wood because I’d just yell, “FRODO!” at him and run away.

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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people

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Time to bring this one back.

I’m not sure if this is horrible, or the best thing ever…

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I want to invite Billie Joe to The Fest for Beatles Fans so he can tell this story.

““We stayed in the same hotel once. I was taking a piss and he walked in humming. He came in the space next to me, leaned over and said, ‘Do you want to write a song together?’ Was I tempted to peer over? Yes, but I kept eyes forward. And we never did write that song..””

— Billie Joe Armstrong (on meeting Paul McCartney at a urinal)

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I'm just going to assume the Drunk Bunny was lying on stage the whole show...

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My headcanon is that Spider-Man is always down to dogsit Lucky the pizza dog and he takes him swinging on his patrols by toting him in an Ika bag.