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help my wife eats two pizza pieces on top each other like a burger like it’s normal and that made me fall in love with her

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i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

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JESUS CHRIST

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“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

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This is me dissociating 😂

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May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

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this is why i love him

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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

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RIP, Vine. You’ll be dearly missed.

Here’s just a few of my personal favorites.

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Two types of people